Wacky Tabaccy

Sam:
sent him out to buy beer
Larry:
This isn't England Sam, you can't do that here
Sam:
so sent him out to buy crack
Mike:
we have laws for the unruly
Larry:
this isn't the States either
Sam:
i know thats ok here
Sam:
this IS vancouver right
Larry:
it's MaryJane, grass, buddha, BC bud, pot.
Larry:
but crack is for those aggressive a-type personalities that are all about the Career, and "Making Enough Money To Afford Housing" and shit. LIke that debans guy. Talk about 'unrealistic expectations'.
Larry:
in my day, you were happy with you PB&J, and ecstatic you could afford Mac and Cheese once a month
Larry:
my day, of course, being now.
Larry:
not to be confused with My Girl, of course, which was either a lovely 50's crooner tune, or a horrid horrid movie the likes of which I shall never speak of again.