May 25, 2010

Predator

Larry
uh oh
the Predator, he sniffs new meat
Mike
hahah
Have you met New Hire?
scans
Oh. Harro!
Larry
I got an app for that.
Mike
haha
Larry
It's beeping like CRAAAZY'
why did he wander in here? This is like, the 2nd time in 3 years.
Mike
hha
door is open
Larry
"Oh.. oh, you have a new young woman on staff? I had no idea."
Mike
"hahah...wanna see my cock?"
oops
Mike
I didnt mean to put that in quotes
Larry
haha
Mike
Would you like to see my cock

New Folks In The Room

Larry
man, haven't seen a chick in a bikini all day
when i get home it'll have ot be hardcore donkey on chimpanzee action for 3 hours straight just to catchup
Mike
been there
Larry
oh i know, star of Cabarle Fuentes Does a Donkey IV, XI and XX
Mike "the OOK!" Smith
Mike
OOK is the sound the donkey makes...
Larry
OOK OOK OOK
or the sound you make when the dozen frozen bananas are rammed home
Mike
sideways
Larry
well, you've been in the business a while
Mike
"I cant feel anything, try them sideways"
"No, just leave those ones in there"
Larry
"Can you, uh, connect them to a current or something?"
fuck we need quieter keyboards
Mike
hahah