Oct 5, 2010

A Roseola, by any other name...

Jim says:
sorry, vpn kicked in...
Mike says:
Jim says:
so how'd partition magic go?
Mike says:
i fell asleep
hey..find me out the model of your mobo
Jim says:
so good then?
Mike says:
yup
Mike says:
Sam says:
this partion has beaten Mike

he can't do it
can too!
Jim says:
Asus P5N7A-VM
Mike says:
chanks
Jim says:
that's the 8300
er
9300
I think there are probably better ones now
Mike says:
quad core 8300?
HEY! which cpu, mofo?
Jim says:
not sure...
Mike says:

Jim says:
doing a bit of reading
Mike says:
yeah..i might go for a stroll
Jim says:
and people are pretty keen on the i3/i5 motherboards where the video is incorporated in the CPU
Mike says:
hmm
hd video?
there is nothing weird going on with your mac computer here...
Sam says:
nope
Jim says:
haha
Mike says:
do not be alarmed
Sam says:
*innocent whistling*
Mike says:
Who just asked where you were
I said he went home
but is online
working from hoime
-i
Jim says:
hoime
"working"
Mike says:
Youknow what Kenny Powers taught me on Sunday?
Jim says:
not a clue
Mike says:
There is no I in team, but there is a U in cunt
it still has power
Sam says:
it just doesn't power up
Mike says:
yay @ flashing cursor
STARTING WINDOWS!!!!!!!!
we'll were already ahead
-'
Jim says:
haha
sry.
chatting with Who
but now he's left
*shrug*
hello?
Mike says:
hio
Whos sitting at his desk
his eyes are closed
Jim says:
haha
Mike says:
he appears to be pondering something
now he 's slowly unzipping his pants....
Jim says:
that's funny, that's what I'm doing
Sam says:
what are you saying
Mike says:
ew
Jim says:
is my webcam on?
Sam says:
me too
Mike says:
are you and Who cybering?
Sam says:
except i'm unzipping Mike's pants
Mike says:
and Im spitting out coffee
Jim says:
are you and Mike realing?
Mike says:
hahah
Sam says:
erm...no
Jim says:
so yeah, this site says that the new Core i3s with the integrated graphics are awesome for HTPC's
anandtech
corei3
Mike says:
on it
Jim says:
http://www.ncix.com/products/?sku=55345&vpn=Core%20i3%20530%20%26%20H55M-S2&manufacture=Bundle%20Deals
Mike says:
research much?
haha
Jim says:
hehe
that gigabyte h55m is apparently the board to get
not sure about the i3 530
I guess that's all there is
Mike says:
saucew
Jim says:
ahh, the i3 540 runns .13 GHz faster
apparently the i3 is awesome at overclocking
Mike says:
erm...no dvi out ohn board
-h
Jim says:
http://www.gigabyte.com/products/product-page.aspx?pid=3310#sp
d-sub, dvi, hdmi
and from what I can tell, they can all be used...
Mike says:
the ncix link has a different pic
Jim says:
haha, yer right
the link is for the H33M-2S
ncix is H55M-2
er,
something like that
Mike says:
you'd think 5 is better than 3
Jim says:
sorry
type
typo
fuck
Mike says:
aha
Jim says:
they're both h55m-2
one has an "S" on the end
Mike says:
you mean an H
Jim says:
I don't know what I mean
Mike says:
hahaha
so I want the H
H stands for video out
Jim says:
yeah
ov course
V has DVI-D and D-Sub
Mike says:
every so often we go through this...
why dont you just buy the one you like and I'll take your old one
Jim says:
I was just thinking the same thing...
Mike says:
so much easier
Sam says:
Mike is so slick
Mike says:
i bet it would resolve that focus issue
Jim says:
what do you do with the audio?
Mike says:
listen to it?
hehe
Jim says:
and what do you listen to it on?
Mike says:
I have a sound blaster card that works well with a creative 7.1 speaker system
Jim says:
so you just use your 7.1 speaker system?
what inputs does it have?
Mike says:
well... 5.1 of it
Jim says:
spdif
?
Mike says:
nope...regular 3 ring headphone jack dealios
the sub controls everything and has a direct input for the wii
Jim says:
cool
Mike says:
whatre you getting at?
Jim says:
all of these h55 boards have audio onboard
and it's good audio apparently
but some of them only seem to have the one ouput jack
which wouldn't work for you
Mike says:
im bound to this card (kinda) because of the 3 ringed jacks. Made exclusively for the soundblaster card
Jim says:
ah
Mike says:
one of those after purchase realizations
Jim says:
so the speaker system has the 3 ring input dealios?
Mike says:
yeah
but it may only affect the 7.1 performance
which I dont use
if I had an ouce of anything, I'd investigate
+n
Jim says:
haha
you have 3 cables running from the comp to the speakers?
Mike says:
yes
the 3 become 4 by the time they get to the sub
Jim says:
I'd guess you could run normal headphone cables and still get 5.1 sound
Mike says:
see above
Jim says:
what a fucked up system
Mike says:
another after purchase realization
Jim says:
haha
well, if you don't care about the audio, 85 bucks will get you one of these:
http://www.ncix.com/products/index.php?sku=55819&vpn=H55M-E23&manufacture=MSI/MicroStar
Mike says:
you'd think they integrate tv tuners into these things...
Jim says:
yeah, you would
Mike says:
email in support inbox....
Hi Support Wizards,
*puts on wizard hat
Jim says:
haha
Mike says:
looks like a job for Grand Wizard Jim
mostly because I dont know what the fuck hes talking about
Jim says:
haha
B-Dawg?
Mike says:
he used, like, 3 different numbers in his email
yeah
Jim says:
I'll have a look once outlook comes back from wherever it has gone.
Mike says:
see you tomorrow!
Jim says:
it's kinda like Who
Mike says:
hahah
Jim says:
uh
can somebody send me a link to the wiki please?
Mike says:
you ar asking the wrong guys
Jim says:
fuck you, Mike
haha
Mike says:
hahah
www.python.com
Jim says:
but Sam just sent me one a few days ago
I seem to have another virus...
Mike says:
http://wiki.com/display/Home
oh yeah?
the fuck you Mike virus
Jim says:
no, the python virus
Mike says:
hahah
Sam says:
you need to be more careful abiout where you put your python
Jim says:
wow
Baby D was asleep when i got home
he just got up
hes completely covered with a rash
Mike says:
yikes
head to toe?
Jim says:
head to groin
Mike says:
hmmm
maybe reduce the grit of sandpaper that you are using
Jim says:
or increasw it
Mike says:
yeah.. one or the other
off to the hospital?
or pour some calamine lotion on him?
Jim says:
we have an appointment with our doc at 4
Mike says:
cool
is it bugging him?
itchy?
Sam says:
roseola virus
Mike says:
Dr. Internet
Sam says:
leon had it
Jim says:
really?
is it common?
Mike says:
i think so
Sam says:
you have a fever then day or so later a rash
Mike says:
Leaon had it
-a
Jim says:
so hes done for then?
Sam says:
pretty much
Mike says:
Is Baby D starting to look at all Japanese?
Sam says:
what are you saying
Mike says:
nothing
Sam says:
i'm pretty close to smacking you
Mike says:
Oh yeah? Say that out loud Mr tough guy intenet
+r
that was loud
Sam says:
you should probably have this verified by a doctor though
Mike says:
hahah
Sam says:
i'm pretty confident in my diagnosis
Mike says:
RASHES BE DIAGNOSED!
next!
Sam says:
$50 please
Mike says:
dont forget my referral fee
Sam says:
and the hand job
Mike says:
yes
never forget the hand job
Sam says:
its the currency of prod support
or is that blow jobs
Mike says:
are we on the big TV right now?
Do you have company over?
Jim says:
haha
no, I was away for a bit
I only msn you guys on my laptop while sitting in the corner
Mike says:
why? Is your kid sick or something?
Jim says:
or the bathroom...
Mike says:
hahaha
Jim says:
sometimes in bed.
Mike says:
visualizing.....visualizing...
Jim says:
so Roseola is just a nice name for Herpes
Mike says:
that what I keep telling them
+s
Sam says:
S-Bot managed to read all that
yes, your kid has got herpes
Mike says:
luckily our confusing method of using verbs and tense threw her off
Jim says:
hahaha
Jim says:
I'm itchy all over now
Mike says:
Quit rubbing the baby on you

Aug 18, 2010

Pocket

Larry
ouch
Mike
ouch re your response time
Larry
ouch yer penis face
ouch yer vagina lips
Mike
ouch re your penis in my face
no wait
what
Larry
ouch yer scrotum throat
Mike
ouch yer fondling my cock
Larry
that's not ouch!
that's OOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYAAAAAAAAA
Mike
ouch your subtle lips caressing my ear
Larry
ear?!
i ain't gay
manly cock, now, that's another thing
Mike
erm i mean cock COCK!
Larry
whew!
shit got awkward there
Mike
for a minute
(*snyff*)
forbidden man love
Larry
not forbidden. openly encourage heterosexual man on man SEX
Mike
i meant the caressing part...all we ever do is just fuck fuck fuck
Larry
if you know a better way to get my jizz in your shit pocket, you let me know
Mike
i prefer goo mitt
Larry
i'm dying here, from my own comment
shit pocket
Mike
haha
bloarg
Larry
CAREER LIMITING BLOG!
Mike
yay!
like the others arent

May 25, 2010

Predator

Larry
uh oh
the Predator, he sniffs new meat
Mike
hahah
Have you met New Hire?
scans
Oh. Harro!
Larry
I got an app for that.
Mike
haha
Larry
It's beeping like CRAAAZY'
why did he wander in here? This is like, the 2nd time in 3 years.
Mike
hha
door is open
Larry
"Oh.. oh, you have a new young woman on staff? I had no idea."
Mike
"hahah...wanna see my cock?"
oops
Mike
I didnt mean to put that in quotes
Larry
haha
Mike
Would you like to see my cock

New Folks In The Room

Larry
man, haven't seen a chick in a bikini all day
when i get home it'll have ot be hardcore donkey on chimpanzee action for 3 hours straight just to catchup
Mike
been there
Larry
oh i know, star of Cabarle Fuentes Does a Donkey IV, XI and XX
Mike "the OOK!" Smith
Mike
OOK is the sound the donkey makes...
Larry
OOK OOK OOK
or the sound you make when the dozen frozen bananas are rammed home
Mike
sideways
Larry
well, you've been in the business a while
Mike
"I cant feel anything, try them sideways"
"No, just leave those ones in there"
Larry
"Can you, uh, connect them to a current or something?"
fuck we need quieter keyboards
Mike
hahah

Apr 26, 2010

TWICE

Mike
thanks again for saving all them asses
Larry
no sweat
HOT STUFF
Mike
*wink wink*
Larry
WE ALREADY MADE OUR BLOG POST TODAY SHUDDAP
Mike
I'd like to put my penis in your bum if you know what I mean
and jam it in and out (wink wink)
Larry
damnit
gotta load up the blog AGAIN.
Mike
hahaha

Needy

Larry says:
ah, the message queue is hanging
shits in there, waiting to be picked up and processed
Mike says:
that makes sense
like my love for you
Larry says:
if blindfold, chloroform and a silverback in heat don't say I LOVE YOU TOO, Mike, then nothing ever will
needy fucker

Apr 16, 2010

Magic Ticket

Mike
scab labour
damn dude
you did that ARGLE shit?
mofo
Larry
yeah.. why?
Mike
i woulda buried that one
no habla english
Larry
OUTLOOK WENT DOWN. AGAIN!
!
Mike
hahah
Larry
i'll look back at it when. OH INTERNET DONW
Mike
only for ARGLE emails
it was weird
Larry
yeah, i dunno, put a IT ticket in
Mike
haha
Your Magic Ticket number is...
Larry
G
we are number 3
Mike
hah
ok XXpm dude
its Friday
Larry
later dude
Mike
GTFO
Larry
/me dry humps MIke's leg
SWEET

Feb 9, 2010

For Paternity Leave

Sam
hey, who is in tomorrow
Mike
he is?
Larry
i'm not sure
Mike
great
POINT
YOU STUPID FUCK~!
Sam
hehe
Larry
do you have his calendar?
Sam
not sure, Larry
well even if who is in, i'm in too
Mike
yeah we both need to be here
Larry's taking Friday at home
AGAIN
Sam
AGAIN
does he flex monday
Larry
you fucking bet, retards
Mike
how many fucking flex days do you get?
Sam
as many as he wants
Larry
not enough to get away from you, and stop sucking my cock, Mike
man, what is it with you and your homo tendencies?
does this studded leather gstring NOT scare you off?
Sam
he's not a homo, he's a faggot
Mike
fuck you
Larry
how is he a bundle of wood or kindling used to fire a stove?
i would Mike, but you've already blown me three times today, i'm exhausted
you saved money on lunch, so i guess there's that
Mike
my skin craves your man gravy
Larry
it's what gives it its luminous glow
Sam
i'm regretting starting this convo
Mike
sheen
Sam
how did we get here from who
Larry
OVER YOUR FACE?
sorry, chest, we are gentlemen
Sam
anyway, so when are you working at home then Mike
Mike
Thurs I guess
Sam
just one day
Mike
sure
Sam
k
Mike
were about to take 2 weeks off
Larry
i can work from home for two days, sigh.
Mike
we all might be home on Friday
Sam
i'm in the rest of the week
true
Larry
in what?
Mike
your Mom
BLOGZORZ!