Sep 24, 2007

Use Another Server

Larry
hey assmonkey, preprod uses some Clickarray DEVILRY, so that the static shit comes from some unknown bastion of HELL
Larry
i suggest you build to integrate
Mike
nah
Larry
Jim just told me he'd kill me ten times over with his dinner fork if I ever bother him with such a ridiculous question.

Sep 17, 2007

Clown Bike

Sam
boredom beginning to set in
Larry
ihear ya
Sam
pre 9am boredom is the pits
Larry
mine was interruppted by the distinct feeling of utter worthlessness and depression. But thankfully the performance evaluation was relatively short
Sam
ahhh, yes. the knowledge that you have an awkward hour meeting to look forward to at some point where BOSS and your pm attempt to say positive things about
Sam
the whole time in your head you are picturing homer riding a clown bike with his pants falling down
Larry
hahah
Larry
except the clown bike is looking up at me saying "YOU SUCK!! IT"S A GOOD THING YOU WORK AT COMPANY ABC INC. OR YOU WOULD BE FIRED SO FAST YOUR TESTICLES WOULD SPIN!"
Larry
yes, testicles. they usuually don't spin, but the force and vigour of the firing would make my nether region like two competing gyro scopes
Sam
"HOMER MAKES YOU LOOK SO INCOMPETENT"
Larry
"IF HOMER WAS A REAL PERSON. AND BY REAL PERSON I MEAN A DROOLING, BRAIN DEAD HUMAN VEGETABLE, I"D HIRE HIM TO DO YOUR JOB TWENTY TIMES OVER! AND ALL BEFORE YOUR FIRST COFFEE BREAK!"
Sam
ahahahaha