Feb 28, 2007

Not playing with a full deck

Sam says:
so, it services has a house of cards as well as us.
Sam says:
i bet ours is bigger and less stable
Mike says:
AND on TOP of theirs
Jim says:
we have a house of glass cards.
Sam says:
and we keep throwing stones
Jim says:
and the WebServices team has a slingshot
Sam says:
Yeah that WS team
Mike says:
not so much a sligshot as a need for a few of the glass cards near the bottom
Jim says:
pardon?
Sam says:
they like to reuse the bottom cards
Mike says:
by placing them on the top
Mike says:
fuck you and your pardon
Jim says:
they're playing Jenga
Mike says:
only they're retarded
Mike says:
and lack motor skills
Sam says:
and have big boobs

W00t!

fuckin A!

Feb 21, 2007

Gear Shift

Sam
boy Drac likes to chat it up with chowrd
his breathy laughter is bugging me
Larry
nice
looks like choward has met his match
Sam
surely not, i think choward has another gear to go to
he's just cruising now
not cruising in the gay sense of the word, although
Larry
hahahah
Larry
hasn't 'kicked it up a notch' as it were?
Sam
exactly, wait till he grabs that stick and rams it into second
Larry
i'll listen carefully for the hungry engine hitting 7000 rpms
Drac won't even have time to rethink buckling in
he won't even have time to consider if his car has airbags
Sam
"his car has airbags" is that a euphemism for some gay sex aid
Larry
you certainly have your mind filled up, nay, engorged with gay sexual thoughts
Larry
that and cars
i think there maybe a black and white french art house movie that will fulfull all your needs
Sam
fast cars and gay sex that me
Larry
it's like peanut butter and wrestling
Sam
it's why i'm married with a crv
Sam
i think i've been working with Mike for too long
Larry
torturing yourself, as it were
Larry
i think you maybe working for Mike for too long

Feb 7, 2007

1337 Marketable skill(z)

Mike Says:
now if youll excuse me I have to shot gun some beer and hem some curtains
Mike Says:
MANLY curtains
Jim Says:
hahaha
Mike Says:
like..um...meat curtains
Jim Says:
hahaha
Mike Says:
yeah,,i gotta hem some meat curtains
Jim Says:
no idea what that could possibly mean.
Mike Says:
hahah
Jim Says:
just think of it as just one more marketable skill
Jim Says:
and good luck to you.
Mike Says:
haha
Mike Says:
one MORE?
Mike Says:
one.

Feb 1, 2007

This will be the last time an email trail gets transcribed for blogging purposes

Jim says:
hey.

Next week we should pretend like somebody is leaving the comforting
folds of Student Systems (maybe the cardinal or moobs - works well
with the idea of comforting folds...) and go out and get pissed and
play pool/darts/fooz/etc.

what would be a good day? Tuesday and Thursday are out.

jim.

Mike says:
Mmmm meaty folds.

Nancy says:
Thanks for that.

Jim says:
why did I put myself through this? I gotta remember to never instigate anything ever again.

Mike says:
Oh...and I can't make it on Tuesday or Thursday.

Nancy says:
so Thursday it is then.

TinTin says:
I'm sure you'll be moving it to Wednesday 'cause that's probably the
only day I can't make it.

Nancy says:
so Wednesday it is then.

Mike says:
I'm good for Wednesday

Larry says:
Is everyone allergic to Friday or something?

We could almost go to a LAN café with this many people. But I digress.
Where are we going to on Wednesday? I hear Jim has a Wii.

Unless you guys are really partial to the whole 'overpaying for liquor
in a public place' thing. I'm good to go with that place we always go
to. With the tables. And stuff.

Mike says:
So Larry's proposing Friday night at Jim's?

Jim says:
well, i do have a quarter bottle of the Doctor that needs finishing.

Mike says:
Is that code?

Larry says:
And remember whatever you do, don't "blows the integration work to feature branches!"

Mike says:
Sometime I just cant help myselfs.

Dabid says:
How about start at Jims, then out to a little less that 9/10th's dong-factor?

Larry says:
No seriously. What? We here at UBC actually use real english devans. Not your bastardized Engarin with a slight topping of tentacle anime pr0n you guys use over there.


Mike says:
He’s saying less cock, more rock.

Jim says:
less cock? wtf?

Mike says:
I'm sorry. Do you require a large amount of cock?

Nancy says:
well thats it, im not going.

Mike says:
Ratio-ly speaking. Subtraction through addition.

Larry says:
Somehow we got into this conversation penises, math, and ESL. What have you done Jim?


So, Friday, Jim's. Drink. Etc.

Jim says:
I sent out an email to the above people - what did you expect?

Larry says:
Frankly, more about squirrels and randy sock puppets. Perhaps a small bit on harpsichords and its impact on sub-dermal hemotomas. And then finish it all with how the IMF drives interest rates to usurp neo-capitalist power struggles in developing nations. And maybe a brief footnote on garters.