Jan 29, 2013

Lord of the Rings


Mike says:(1:43 PM)
i want to play the comebacker so bad right now
just so that his fucking bracelets leave that desktop
Sam says:(1:43 PM)
you don't like his bling
Sam says:(1:44 PM)
i'm want to play because i am sooo bored
Mike says:(1:44 PM)
hahah
the sound of his bling grinding against the table is abso-fucking-lutely maddening
Mike says:(1:45 PM)
he also has the loudest scroll wheel on planet earth
Sam says:(1:45 PM)
but the thought of it....
Mike says:(1:46 PM)
aahhhhhhh ffuuuucckkkk
Sam says:(1:46 PM)
now you have made me notice it
Mike says:(1:46 PM)
losing my shit
no srsly... do you have a bran muffin?
Sam says:(1:47 PM)
what do don't want any more 2% increases?
Mike says:(1:47 PM)
hahaha
how to pay for the muffins?  Vicious circle
Jim says:(1:47 PM)
is that a double positive negative?
Sam says:(1:47 PM)
ok, i'm going for a 2%
Mike says:(1:47 PM)
dropping the 2%
Mike says:(1:48 PM)
the deuce
Sam says:(1:48 PM)
i 2% the bed
Jim says:(1:48 PM)
wow
listen to him scroll
that's a big muther fucking web page
Sam says:(1:49 PM)
its the bling thats annoying me now
Jim says:(1:49 PM)
hmmm, you're not going to be happy tomorrow then
Sam says:(1:50 PM)
erm....why
Jim says:(1:50 PM)
no reason
Sam says:(1:50 PM)
are you planning on wearing a huge bracelet?
Jim says:(1:51 PM)
didn't say that
Mike says:(1:51 PM)
is a cockring a bracelet?  technically?
Sam says:(1:52 PM)
imagination-going-wild
Mike says:(1:52 PM)
i can barely concentrate
Sam says:(1:53 PM)
i can't get Jim's cockring out of my head
Mike says:(1:53 PM)
on anything other than cockrings
Jim says:(1:53 PM)
concentrate....
Sam says:(1:54 PM)
Jim's cockring payment
focus
Mike says:(1:54 PM)
i know right... ok...lets do this without talking
Sam says:(1:55 PM)
omg. have we been talking
Mike says:(1:55 PM)
i've never anticipate typing cockrings more in my life
pated
Sam says:(1:55 PM)
more, yes
Jim says:(1:55 PM)
yes, pated
Mike says:(1:55 PM)
ok ok ok Lois whatever...I need to type cockrings...youre killing my comedic timing
Jim says:(1:56 PM)
hahaha
Sam says:(1:56 PM)
lol
Mike says:(1:56 PM)
oh fuck my liver hurts
or whatever that is
Jim says:(1:56 PM)
so now I pretty much have to get a cockring and bang it around on the desk.
Mike says:(1:57 PM)
rules is rules
Sam says:(1:57 PM)
can't argue with that
Mike says:(1:57 PM)
i see no other alternative
Sam says:(1:57 PM)
they will be like the department masks
we'll hang them on our desks
Mike says:(1:58 PM)
hahaha
"what's THAT"
Jim says:(1:58 PM)
and when they're not hanging on our desks, you'll know it's special day
Mike says:(1:58 PM)
"Oh, my Departmental cockring"
Sam says:(1:58 PM)
ok, bocce tourney, everyone put their cockrings on
Mike says:(1:58 PM)
dont have to tell me twice
Jim says:(1:58 PM)
god, and Larry isn't even involved in this msn
Mike says:(1:59 PM)
i know
MSN would catch fire
he'll read about it on the blog
Sam says:(2:00 PM)
he'll hear about it when Jim bangs his cockring on his desk tomorrow
Mike says:(2:01 PM)
well this certainly killed that super bored feeling I had
Sam says:(2:02 PM)
are you busy browsing for your ring now
Mike says:(2:02 PM)
i
fucking
dare you
Sam says:(2:02 PM)
http://www.cockrings.ca
Mike says:(2:02 PM)
so?  Jim?  safe?
Jim says:(2:02 PM)
www.python.com
Jim says:(2:03 PM)
yeah, it's safe
they only provide the best cockrings available in canada
3 year guarantee
Mike says:(2:03 PM)
for discolouration?
Sam says:(2:03 PM)
30 money back guarantee
Jim says:(2:03 PM)
batteries
Mike says:(2:03 PM)
your cockring takes batteries?!?
Jim says:(2:04 PM)
yours doesn't?
Mike says:(2:04 PM)
um
no, it does
Sam says:(2:04 PM)
110v cockring
Jim says:(2:04 PM)
hardcore
Sam says:(2:04 PM)
just when you think this convo is done