Oct 29, 2012

One track mind...


Sam says:
i was thinking "anal"
Mike says:
wha?

Jun 13, 2012

A-mazing!



*Dude walks into the office all confused*
Dude says:
It's like a maze down here!
Mike says: (12:55 PM)
its a square
Jim says: (12:55 PM)
well, that's a maze
technically
Mike says: (12:55 PM)
a really fucking easy one
Maze Level: 1


May 29, 2012

Wish Upon a Starr


Mike says:
see that?
planted a seed and now we're living in an episode of the View
Frank says:
lol
you need an overweight black chick tho...
Mike says:
do I ever
Frank says:
lol

May 16, 2012

When it hits the fan...

Jim says:
this just underscores the fact that getting people from room 60 to be the "on-call" devs is completely pointless
can you imagine Ying when the shit hits the fan?
Mike says:
i just pictured Ying in a speedo rubbing sprayed feces all over his  chest
didnt you?
Jim says:
not in a while
Sam says:
i pictured you doing the rubbing
Mike says:
i like the way you think
not so selfish
im a selfish lover
of shit smearing ying
Sam says:
shellfish lover
Mike says:
ONCE!
only ONCE
Jim says:
and branded for life
Mike says:
look...it snapped shut
Jim says:
that's something you just can't escape

May 9, 2012

Just punch him


Larry says
that bitch. punch him for me
Mike says
k
Larry says
DON"T JERK HIM OFF

you always do that when i ask you to do something to him
Mike says
hahha
Larry says
he's started to expect things from me when you're gone
Mike says
bloggable
Larry says
did you know he can purr? it's not pleasant

...and the horse you rode in on.


Mike says
Larry...what are you doing to her?
Larry says
fuck you and the anally repressed horse you rode in on today, butttaint
Sam says
wow
Jim says
butttaint?
Mike says
anally repressed
Sam says
horse
Larry says
yes. it's all about butts today
Jim says
...everyday
Larry says
or wanking off sam, because he's needy as hell
Sam says
big butts today
Mike says
isittoday.com
YES!
Larry says
which wouldn't be so bad, except for the gloves he has us wear, the ones with the little wigs and googly eyes?
Frank says
Barry's the man....
Larry says
what the fuck is up with that Sam, huh?
Sam says
and then they smack you in the face
Larry says
the gloves?
Jim says
I can't fuckin take it anymore
cya
Larry says
the gloves you make to make The Chore that much better?
NO WAIT I GOT MORE JIM
Sam says
i am right behind ya
Larry says
i'm sure you are
Frank says
geez...
Jim says
it's not because of you I'm leaving this time Larry
Larry says
CLENCH UP JIM, CLENCH UP

Jim has left the conversation.

Sam has left the conversation.

Frank has left the conversation.

Apr 19, 2012

comebackerubscorched

Mike says
it will be interesting to see how all of us 'youngest children' react to having a mother hen around
...
if there are back rubs....
Sam says
you are angling for back rubs from Ginny?
Mike says
whiever
whoever
whomever
Sam says
ok, i thought suddenly Jim and i are not enough for you
Mike says
nono
you are
you are!!
Jim says
back rubs?
Sam says
its code
Jim says
sorry,
back? rubs
Sam says
we played scorched, come backer and rubs
Mike says
comebackerubs
Sam says
scorchedcomebackerubs
Mike says
comebackerubscorched
handjobs
wait
Sam says
it was awesome when Helen asked about what the prizes are for the doorbell game
Mike says
omg yeah
so what do you get for 25?
funny you should ask
Sam says
come 'ere
watch Mike, Helen
Mike says
hahaha

Jan 27, 2012

PM S

Jim says
already done.
both reverting, and calling it a week
just waiting for ANGUS!!! to hand me the floppies with the packages on them
Mike says
hahaha
what a tard
"going the extra mile"
completely supperfucking your deadlines
Jim says
one periodical at a time
Mike says
hahahha
Jim says
lulz
Mike says
that was a real LOL

Jan 10, 2012

Emotifunneh!

NathanLane says:
--eyebrow raising emoticon--
also a favourite
Mike says:
hehe creepy
NathanLane says:
when you want things to get inappropriate FAST
it works pretty well
Mike says:
haha
NathanLane says:
Do you have that file I asked about ? --eyebrow raising emoticon--
Mike says:
I'm going to do a release tonight. --eyebrow raising emoticon--
NathanLane says:
Sure are a lot of black guys here. --eyebrow raising emoticon--
Mike says:
hahahah
Hey, how about a blow job? --eyebrow raising emoticon--
no wait
NathanLane says:
Arcon will be right down
rip rike rady
Mike says:
hahaha