Jun 29, 2007

216 is laughable


Jim says:
134 biznatch
Sam says:
bastard
Sam says:
game on
Sam says:
133, fuck!
Jim says:
327
Sam says:
damn, 213
Sam says:
give me a break
Jim says:
haha
Sam says:
Mike's 216 seems laughable now
Jim says:
yes, it does.
Sam says:
381

Jim says:
damn
Jim says:
you must have a sore wrist.

Jun 27, 2007

Not non hell

Sam:
noisy people are so annoying
Mike:
the worst part is that Star Trek Alien thinks she's helping
Sam:
it's ok if you are funny noisy, but just noisy, booooo
Mike:
she has no fucking clue how to turn on her computer
Sam:
she is not non annoying me
Mike:
Do you wish you were giving birth right now?
Mike:
or swinging a basebat bat?
Sam:
hahaha
Mike:
i find her definitely non irr-annoying
Mike:
fuck
Sam:
this is more painful than child birth
Mike:
i gotta get rid of that
Mike:
and now Hag is here
Mike:
thats like the finishing move
Mike:
Hag and Star Trek Alien
Sam:
i imagine this is what it sounds like in hell
Mike:
killer
Mike:
haha

Bloc Rules

1. Tintin shall be browbeaten relentlessly.
2. Larry is not addicted to gin, he only prefers it to water.
3. Any mention of football will always be assumed to be the British understanding of it. Not what those poncy Americans would have you believe.
4. Mike's children are known as either 'promising stuntmen' or 'those great excuses for buying Gameboys and other gamesystems that no straight man would allow himself within 100 meters of'.
5. Do not taunt Jim's Prius.
6. Do not hack Jim's Prius.
7. It's generally understood that you do not bring up Mike's failed audition for "Way Fast, Way Furious, The Revenge of the Sprint".
8. It's good form to wait until Larry has finished his 3000 word msn response to a one line quip.
9. Jim loves children. Far, far away from him.
10. Sam keeps a lead pipe under his desk for anyone who doesn't share his opinion of football. He doesn't even have the decency to clean the blood and slightly dried brains from it.
11. All msn conversations will eventually degrade to a point where those with the weakest stomach for auto-erotic asphixiation with a oranguatan nail-file will quit.
12. Those weakest will be added until all and every possible disgusting reference can be hashed out in detail.

Jun 26, 2007

AFK

Jim
Larrys not even there...
Mike
his Mom will read this
Jim
he has the liquid bird thing going
Sam
just putting his muumuu on
Mike
and clipboard full of overwritten sentences
Jim
and a pit bull hanging from his throat
Mike
two birds...ctrl and V

Jun 15, 2007

Trousers

Larry
so, yeah, you still owe me a Blog Topic
Sam
i'm still thinking
Sam
why do they still make trousers, sorry pants, with button up flys
Sam
i mistakenly bought a pair
Sam
they have a belt on that is a bugger to undo as well
Sam
so now when i go to the washroom i run the risk of someone seeing me grunting and groaning with my crotch as i try to unbutton/button up my fly
Sam
it's no better if i use the cubicle, in fact i think its worse
Sam
see my head above the door as i thrash around mumbling "get in there" to that last stubborn button....not good
Larry
hahhAHHHAhAhaHAHHA

Jun 7, 2007

Great minds think alike.

Jim Says:
man. breakfast was good.
Jim Says:
I really needed that.
Jim Says:
I'll buy you breakfast tomorrow at the pendulum... definitely worthwhile.
Mike Says:
haha
Mike Says:
nice
Mike Says:
i accept
Jim Says:
it's a date then - 8:30 at the pendulum
Mike Says:
werd
Jim Says:                  Mike Says:
you better put out.    will I have to put out?

Jun 6, 2007

Wrap It

Mike
fuckin uber comment complete
Larry
holy shit that's a long comment
Mike
thats what she said
Mike
you can basically wrap that in java tags and release it
Larry
hahahahHAHAH
Larry
yeah, the good old java tags
Mike
hahaha
Larry
is there anything they can't do?
Larry
fuck, i'm LOLing over here
Mike
hahah