May 14, 2009

Club

Mike
poor poor Mary Jo
Larry
who is she and why is she poor?
Mike
you'll find out eventually
Sam
why does it have to be the 25/35 year club
Jim
is that similar to the mile-high club?
Sam
i'd feel cheated if a 25 yearer could join my club
Mike
haha
Jim
35 years of getting fucked by Corp.?
Mike
hahahahah
Sam
fucking the Corp. dog, you mean
Mike
heey..we're doing a pretty good job of the pitchin right now
Larry
the Corp. dog is a slut, though, in her defense
Sam
she?
Mike
hahha
Mike
in my mind, the dog is a guy
Larry
whatever helps you keep it up
Sam
hahahaha
Jim
hahaha
Larry
i ain't gonna judge you, you sick fuck.
Mike
rough day
Mike
cant stop laughing
Sam
that is almost blog worthy
Mike
dooo eeett

May 4, 2009

Hydraulic Lifts

Construction guys working a hydraulic lift of some sort outside the office.

Larry
they be fucking WORKING those hydraulic lifts for REALS
Mike
haha....they're probably just giggling away...UP,UP,UP...DOWN,DOWN,DOWN
Larry
HEE HEE!
Larry
ookoko,
Larry
now go down
Larry
OMFG THAT"S SO COOL
Larry
okookokk.. try up
Larry
IT"S LIKE I"M FLYYYING!
Mike
STOP STOP STOP!!
Mike
ok sorry...i got scared
Larry
hahahahaha