Boil-water advisory

Sam says: (3:16:51 PM)
"I drank some water before the advisory. Am I going to get sick?"
Larry says: (3:17:28 PM)
wth are you guys readin?
Sam says: (3:17:35 PM)
"What is the accepted method for boiling water?"
Sam says: (3:17:38 PM)
errr
Jim says: (3:18:05 PM)
hahahaha
Jim says: (3:18:10 PM)
"Apply Heat"
Sam says: (3:18:21 PM)
wait
Sam says: (3:18:26 PM)
wait
Sam says: (3:18:29 PM)
a little longer
Mike says: (3:18:41 PM)
dont watch
Sam says: (3:18:42 PM)
not yet
Mike says: (3:18:49 PM)
itll never boil
Jim says: (3:19:04 PM)
How do I use water when the water quality advisory has been issued?
Jim says: (3:19:10 PM)
how do you n ormallly use water?
Jim says: (3:19:20 PM)
holy fuck. how stupid are people.
Larry says: (3:19:49 PM)
as long as you haven't READ the advisory, you're good to go
Larry says: (3:20:01 PM)
these are the same ppl who submit bug reports
Mike says: (3:20:10 PM)
haha
Mike says: (3:20:22 PM)
My doctor told me I am immunocompromised. What should I do?
Jim says: (3:20:24 PM)
apparently I can just keep doing laundry once every month
Mike says: (3:20:26 PM)
sue his ass
Mike says: (3:20:35 PM)
ahahah
Larry says: (3:21:02 PM)
Mike told me I'm immunocompromised, should I stop drinking the cocktails he buys me?
Larry says: (3:21:07 PM)
sorry, Mikeocompromised
Mike says: (3:21:08 PM)
f you have to launder sheets heavily soiled with feces, ...
Mike says: (3:21:10 PM)
BWAHAHAH
Larry says: (3:21:11 PM)
shit, totally screwed that joke
Larry says: (3:21:25 PM)
WAIT
Mike says: (3:21:31 PM)
Use rubber gloves when handling heavily soiled sheets.

Larry says: (3:21:32 PM)
what do you do if the sheets are heavily soiled with feces!!
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Larry says: (3:21:44 PM)
heavily soiled sheets? or the feces?
Mike says: (3:21:58 PM)
soiled feces
Mike says: (3:22:16 PM)
someone blogging?
Larry says: (3:22:25 PM)
tahnk god i've taken my monthly shower
Larry says: (3:22:43 PM)
don't want to be showering in feces soiled water for non-sexual reasons...
Larry says: (3:22:47 PM)
wait, did i say too much?
Larry says: (3:23:37 PM)
hey, rye isn't tap-water right?