Larry
damnit, when was the last time I was sick
Larry
i have a baby!
Larry
a spewing, phlegmy, coughy baby!
Larry
WHERE IS MY PAYOFF?!
Sam
the love and enjoyment you get each day when holding and playing with your beautiful child
Larry
right..
Larry
so, no ETA on my sick days then?
Sam
that is in your hands
Larry
hey, does Rodger have a kid/wife?
he strikes me as someone who doesn't
Sam
he has a partner
Larry
hahahah
Larry
what do you mean, he has a partner
Larry
what are you insinuating?
Sam
absolutely nothing
Sam
all i know is he has a partner
Sam
and he likes to suck cocks
Sam
recall last line
Larry
hey, some ppl like to fry the chicken, and eat it slowly with their incisors, who am I to judge how he eats his fowl?
Sam
i think his partner is female
Larry
really?!
Larry
i mean..
Larry
that throws me for a loop
Larry
i assumed he still lives with his aunt who raised him, ever since his parents died in a rare safari off the coast of Borneo
Sam
ah
Sam
sorry to shatter the illusion
Larry
his aunt, who has an exotic predilection for all things voodoo, kept him on sick days through her liberal use of new orleans hot foods and a distaste for food safety
Larry
he found solace, early on, in computers. their cleanliness, their distinct desire to have nothing to do with auras or voodoo dolls.
Sam
wow, you think about Rodger a lot
Larry
at the age of 32, he finally found a career as a programmer, and has been happy ever since
Larry
but still lives at home.
Larry
his only chance at anything approaching a relationship was a tryst his former C++ instructor made at him. unfortunately, his instructor was from hardy czech farming stock, and Rodger had neither the sophistication nor the social depth to realize that 1) the instructor was a she and 2) that the instructor was making veiled passes at him to "instantiate HER object"
Larry
yes, i do.
Larry
he's an enigma
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