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Mike
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Larry
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Mike
8. Chiefly British Informal. pal; chum.
Mike
ello cock
Larry
why 'ello there cock!
Larry
good ol cock you are!
Larry
lemme give ya a hug then!
Mike
me and my cocks are going out tonight
Larry
come ere cock!
Larry
oh you got a good many cocks you like to hang about with then?
Mike
me mums got a new cock
Larry
out on the couch, with the cocks
Mike
haha
Mike
my cock's in the shower
Larry
naw, you don't say! it's always good for yer mum to have a new cock now and then
Larry
even if it's not precisely the sort of cock you'd have yerself!