Cheerful

*entirely too cheerful chatting in the conference room*
Jim
omg.
where does our company find these people?
Larry
the Happy Fun HR Consulting Sunshine And CandyCane Group?
Larry
holy f*ck, how do they maintain their joy?
they must get a specially laced Prozac Enhanced water
Larry
did I say prozac enhanced? i mean mainly prozac, slightly dampened with water to make it drinkable
Jim
prozac? I'm thinking crystal meth.
Larry
you might be right
Larry
is there anythign above crystal meth? like the crystallized and purified essence of the adrenal glands of seven million african hares, during rutting season, on crack?
Larry
because theya re fricking infused with it