You can't beat me......off.

Sam says:
Jim left
Sam says:
Jim thinks we're mean
Mike says:
he's still there
Sam says:
mine says he left
Mike says:
mine says he's still there
Sam says:
he's not typing anything
Mike says:
we can probably argue this for a while
Sam says:
how can we settle it
Mike says:
hand jobs
Sam says:
[PROD] Jim has left the conversation.
Sam says:
i don't see, oh ok
Mike says:
whoever wins first
Sam says:
but do we really need to jerk off each other
Mike says:
yes
Sam says:
if only Jim was type something
Mike says:
i think thats the point
Mike says:
the selling point
Sam says:
was would
Mike says:
was would?
Mike says:
wtf?
Sam says:
see my previous sentence
Sam says:
i really think we should include the other guys
Mike says:
if only Jim was would type something?
Sam says:
he's not here
Mike says:
are you trying to distract me while you beat me off?