4 Degrees of Retardation

Larry says:
WTF are you guys talkiing about
Mike says:
yes. It is cool
Jim says:
nothing jerry, nothing.
Mike says:
backabed Jerry
Larry says:
this degrees does NOTHING
Mike says:
its weird....you'd think a biology degree would be more effective in our environment
Mike says:
what with Jim's desk
Larry says:
i know not to get to close.
Larry says:
no, imean my REAL degree fuckface
Sam says:
fucking common sense tells you that
Larry says:
'Writin' n Shit'
Larry says:
nonon
Larry says:
MY DEGREE tells me that
Sam says:
mine tells me you are close to exceeding your bandwidth
Larry says:
huh?
Jim says:
would you guys stfu or I'll come over there and Kick Some Ass
Mike says:
im using mine to the fullest right now
Sam says:
you can't be bothered
Jim says:
hmm. got me there.
Mike says:
two degrees?
Mike says:
Did you pick up a Bachelor of Boredom too?
Mike says:
Major in ennui
Jim says:
no, I have a major in Not Caring.
Larry says:
I MINORED IN THAT!
Jim says:
does anybody have a degree hanging in their office?
Jim says:
that we could replace
Jim says:
without them knowing 
Sam says:
we know Gerrard doesn't
Larry says:
hahahahhHAHAH
Mike says:
well...you could do that shit to Neo, but the fun would be lost when he retires and takes it home
Mike says:
never noticing
Jim says:
we could replace Neo's with a picture of a pig and he'd never notice
Mike says:
hahah...we should just hang some porn in there
Mike says:
People would sit down....look behind him at the wall
Mike says:
and wonder if they should say something
Mike says:
like:
Mike says:
"Is that a horse?"
Mike says:
fucking gold
Sam says:
Larry should be writing this shit
Larry says:
fuck
Mike says:
like that ad for the Christian Net Nanny
Larry says:
i got a degree to give you motherfucker.
Mike says:
and the comments afterwards
Mike says:
"Whatya lookin at Dad?"
Mike says:
"Just some horses"
Jim says:
hahah
Larry says:
'why is that poor lady grimacing?'
Mike says:
"That'sa smile, Son"
Larry says:
"Is she pooing out that horses ding dong?"
Mike says:
all
Mike says:
subtley
Mike says:
lost
Mike says:
how do you spell subtley
Mike says:
?
Sam says:
Larry probably knows how to spell it
Jim says:
goog question.
Larry says:
CUNT
Mike says:
fancy slang
Mike says:
fine Ill google it
Jim says:
that's not how you spell it.
Jim says:
and cunt ain't that fancy
Mike says:
that depends who you hang out with