Midichlorians Invade MSN

Larry
so.. beautiful...
Larry
Love letter
Mike
haha
Larry
*sniff*
Mike
Does he also want to slit her open first
Mike
like the tauntaun
Larry
it's hardly a slit
Larry
a lightsabre makes a self-cauterizing CLEAN CUT
Larry
there could be no safer or more sanitary way to do it!!!
Larry
fucking n00b.
Larry
you are such a n00b, liike how jar jar tried to help his fellow Gungans protect beloved planet of Naboo, but failed miserably, only helping out by accident through some slap-sticky sort of clumsiness
Mike
you are hurting my feelings
Larry
you're a n00b like Anakin was when he tried to jump over Obi Wan from his hovering robot miner to the piece of jagged rock Obi Wan was perched on, only to be cut in fucking HALF.
Larry
you're a n00b like Greedo was a n00b to not just shoot Han before he sizzled his ass in the Cantina at Tatooine
Sam
OMG jay is so hawt
Larry
you're a n00b like Han was when he was trying to fix the lightspeed drive and R2 knew what was the problem right away
Larry
god, so many ways you're a n00b
Larry
it's EMBARASSING
Larry
man, didn't even have to TOUCH g00gle
Larry
i rawk
Mike
You're a n00b like when Rick Astley was gonna give you up but then never did
Larry
man, think of a comeback? or are you as inarticulate as the near-feral savage Sand People of Tatooine?!
Larry
don't you make fun of Rick
Larry
he'd NEVER let you down
Larry
unfortunatley for you all, I can go like this all day
Mike
oh dear
Sam
rick is a fall back all n00bs use
Larry
it sure is
Larry
see, matt's got my back like Han had Luke's back when he was trying to hit the ventilation duct of the Death Star that was no bigger than a womp rat, WITHOUT the use of his targetting computer.
Mike
okokokok...look...I need you to do this ALL THE TIME
Mike
it would rock
Mike
and not only on MSN
Mike
in meetings
Sam
in meetings, YES!
Larry
sorry man, i can't really speak taht well in meetings, i have the smooth sentence cohesion of Yoda
Mike
so im looking at similar dinign room sets online to the one that I want on craigslist and Im think damn...I can get a new one for nearly the same price
Sam
if leo become direktor, i guess they'll have to hire someone else to answer the registrars phone
Mike
turns out, the prices Im looking at are for the table only and the chairs are 175$ a piece on top of that
Mike
hahaha matt
Larry
are you feeling cheated the way that Yoda felt cheated out of properly training Luke before he cut his trainign short and went to Bespin to save his friends (even though he KNEW it was a trap?)
Sam
hahahaha
Sam
that changes things
Mike
yeah...well...we know how that turned out in the end
Larry
you know how that turned out in the end jsut like how Yoda knew Anakin would turn out because he was giving in to fear, which turns to anger, which leads to hate, and that way lies the dark side?
Sam
jay is on a roll
Mike
in the words of the chancellor/emperor..." GOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDD"
Mike
best part of the movie
Mike
"GOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDD"
Larry
no, best part of the movie is when former Senator Palpatine looks at Luke in an overtly pedophilic manner, then says "Oooh, I can feel your anger, pick up your light saber and STRIKE HIM DOWN."
Larry
Am I on a roll like the assault droids used to take over the capital city of naboo which have their own GODDAMN SHIELD GENERATORS?!?!
Mike
he looked at Anakin and said that YOU FUCKING NO)BCAEK!!
Sam
no bracket bcaek
Sam
wtf
Larry
stop perverting the movie like Palpatine perverted the fear Anakin felt for Padma's safety into a desire to join the Dark Side.
Larry
i need more lines to feed off of like the Rancor monster needed enemies of Jabba the Hut to feed
Larry
DON"T JUST LEAVE ME DANGLING HERE LIKE A BLIND HAN SOLO DANGLING OVER A HOVER SKIFF OVER TEH JAWS OF TEH TENTACLED MOUTH SAND THING!
Sam
ahhh, your weakness
Sam
we can starve you into silence
Mike
hahah
Mike
like the ...
Mike
Im enjoying this like Lando Calrissian enjoy a nice cold, smooth Colt 45
Mike
enjoys
Mike
dammit
Larry
why would you starve me into silence just like how yoda tried to starve luke when he visited him on Dagobah by giving him that nasty stew that he couldn't eat. Even though it was CLEAR that yoda preferred Luke's sort of food since he stole a ration off him when LUke crash landed his x-wing that he couldnt' raise by the force but Yoda could and make him look like a Mike, i mean a n00b.
Larry
you mean your'e enjoying this like Lando enjoys BETRAYING THE ENTIRE REBEL ALLIANCE JUST TO KEEP HIS FILTHY CONTROL OF HIS SKY CITY THAT"S EVENTUALLY WRENCHED FROM HIS TRAITOUROUS< GREEDY HANDS?!?!
Larry
everyone has a weakness just like the 2nd Death Star had to keep its field generator on the mildly defended planet of Endor.
Sam
Mike is make some deal like when....
Sam
making
Sam
does she ever
Larry
is Mike making a deal like how the Trade Federation made a deal with Count Dooku to overthrow the Republic?
Larry
I heard that, I heard that like some people in the cantina on Tatooine had heard that the Millenium Falcon could do the Kessel Run in less thatn twelve parsecs.
Mike
tweleve parsecs?!
Mike
-e
Larry
LESS THAN
Larry
so like, 11.8, 11.7
Larry
fuck,it could be 3 for all we know
Sam
"did you see anything while i was dancing?"
Larry
oh, that was funny like how the pre-industrial civilization fo Ewoks were able to defeat the clone army of the republic using nothing but large logs, a teddy bear like physique, and an indomitable spirit that made very single hard core ewoks fan want to STAB THEMSELVES IN THE ANUS HOLE.
Mike
thats called losing your audience
Larry
hehe, yeah, like who the Senate lost all it's floating delegate boxes because Emperor Palpatine used his dark forces to HURL THEM LIKE FRISBEES at yoda
Larry
i need some material over here, i'm dying a slow death, like how Vader slowly chokes the life out of his victims, particularly imperial fleet captains who mock the Force.