A Very Bevans Christmas

Nancy
bevans will be joining us for christmas dinner
Jim
werd.
Mike
cool
Mike
Did you guarantee him that no poker will be played
Nancy
no
Mike
weird
Mike
maybe he got paid
Nancy
haha
Jim
hopefully I'll win big in vegas so I can afford to buy some plates.
Larry
wtf? he's really joining us?
Larry
don't tease me now
Mike
hahah
Nancy
haha
Larry
i don't want to blow 100 bucks on hair products for some bevans look alike (any pothead from victoria with a smooth talking deameanor and the dead look of a bank executive)
Mike
bave = smooth talking? haha
Mike
apparently you havent had him naked
Jim
werd.
Sam
it was his smooth talking that got you naked
Larry
bevans is so smooth you don't even KNOW he's smooth talking to you until you are left alone to clean up a saliva soaked pillow and your broken dreams of a nice little west end love shack and a imperious persian cat named Cuddles
Sam
and i haven't "had him" naked or clothed
Larry
cyber countes
Larry
counts as well
Mike
mmmm cyber countess
Sam
is that what he's calling himself these days
Mike
HI I'm bave, I'll be your cyber countess for the evening
Larry
the 'bave' kinda spoils it
Mike
sign here, and here, here,...
Larry
but his kicky avatar with the slinky dress more than make up for it
Mike
kicky
Larry
darn tootin
Larry
bevans will be flattered to find so much of this prod blog post dedicted to him and his suave ways