Dec 11, 2006

The British Are Comi-- Here. The British are Here!

Sam
bbc.co link/
Sam
some 600,000 brits in canada
Larry
OH SHIT!!
they could be.. ANYWHERE!!
hell, like, Jim could be one, or Mike!
Sam
bet nearly every quote ends with"but i do miss the british sense of humour"
Larry
ahahhAhAH
Larry
yes, yes it probably does
Sam
hmm more females than males come to canada
see the unemployment stats
Larry
are you telling me you're transgendered?
Sam
i entered as a female
Larry
so if you are locally born, you are more likely to be unemployed?
Larry
haha, but came out a man
Sam
yep
Sam
suckers
Sam
that makes sense though
Larry
ok.. correct me if i'm wrong, but if you're a 'locally born' UKer.. doesn't htat just make you a Canadian with parents from the UK?
Larry
UK keeps a tight grip on her citizens
Sam
haha
Larry
Another bbc link
Larry
egad!
Sam
wow 70,000
Larry
that's... a whole lot
Sam
we sure are generous at letting you in
Larry
yes you are. colonial guilt and all that
and also because an alarming number of us actually watch UK shows
and not the good ones either
Coronation Street. i mean, really.
Sam
It's a prerequisite
Sam
have you seen corrie, check
Larry
have you seen at least one episode of black adder?
can you identify what number is RIGHT OUT when using the holy hand grenade?
Larry
when i say the term "red dwarf" what's the first expletive that comes to mind?
Sam
hahaha
some pretty interesting stats
Sam
1982 we finally handed over all power to canada
what did we retain until then?
Larry
holy crap
i think, knowing you brits, you retained ALL power
youjust gave us the illusion we were running under our own steam
Sam
i think secretly we still do
Larry
hahah
Larry
it would explain so much
Larry
how a brit, excuse me, ex-brit, like yourself, has infiltrated into the highest echelons of the technical community in charge of one of the major canadian corporations, for one
Larry
how phil got a job, for two
Sam
ahahaha

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