May 16, 2007

Apple Customer Support

Mike
Dear iTunes,

PLease play my CD without fucking copying the entire fucking thing to the hardrive.
Mike
Thanks,
Mike
Larry
Dear Mike,
We are Apple. We make brand identity over priced and mega hyped products for you iLife and digital E-Future. We know what's best for you. You better get used to the idea that everything we think of and consider, even if it is a steaming jetstream of diarhea, is goddamn cool because we'll put it in clear plastic and use a slighly grey Arial fucking font.
Apple
Mike
i-future asshole

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