Lord of the Rings

Mike says:(1:43 PM)

i want to play the comebacker so bad right now

just so that his fucking bracelets leave that desktop

Sam says:(1:43 PM)

you don't like his bling

Sam says:(1:44 PM)

i'm want to play because i am sooo bored

Mike says:(1:44 PM)

hahah

the sound of his bling grinding against the table is abso-fucking-lutely maddening

Mike says:(1:45 PM)

he also has the loudest scroll wheel on planet earth

Sam says:(1:45 PM)

but the thought of it....

Mike says:(1:46 PM)

aahhhhhhh ffuuuucckkkk

Sam says:(1:46 PM)

now you have made me notice it

Mike says:(1:46 PM)

losing my shit

no srsly... do you have a bran muffin?

Sam says:(1:47 PM)

what do don't want any more 2% increases?

Mike says:(1:47 PM)

hahaha

how to pay for the muffins?  Vicious circle

Jim says:(1:47 PM)

is that a double positive negative?

Sam says:(1:47 PM)

ok, i'm going for a 2%

Mike says:(1:47 PM)

dropping the 2%

Mike says:(1:48 PM)

the deuce

Sam says:(1:48 PM)

i 2% the bed

Jim says:(1:48 PM)

wow

listen to him scroll

that's a big muther fucking web page

Sam says:(1:49 PM)

its the bling thats annoying me now

Jim says:(1:49 PM)

hmmm, you're not going to be happy tomorrow then

Sam says:(1:50 PM)

erm....why

Jim says:(1:50 PM)

no reason

Sam says:(1:50 PM)

are you planning on wearing a huge bracelet?

Jim says:(1:51 PM)

didn't say that

Mike says:(1:51 PM)

is a cockring a bracelet?  technically?

Sam says:(1:52 PM)

imagination-going-wild

Mike says:(1:52 PM)

i can barely concentrate

Sam says:(1:53 PM)

i can't get Jim's cockring out of my head

Mike says:(1:53 PM)

on anything other than cockrings

Jim says:(1:53 PM)

concentrate....

Sam says:(1:54 PM)

Jim's cockring payment

focus

Mike says:(1:54 PM)

i know right... ok...lets do this without talking

Sam says:(1:55 PM)

omg. have we been talking

Mike says:(1:55 PM)

i've never anticipate typing cockrings more in my life

pated

Sam says:(1:55 PM)

more, yes

Jim says:(1:55 PM)

yes, pated

Mike says:(1:55 PM)

ok ok ok Lois whatever...I need to type cockrings...youre killing my comedic timing

Jim says:(1:56 PM)

hahaha

Sam says:(1:56 PM)

lol

Mike says:(1:56 PM)

oh fuck my liver hurts

or whatever that is

Jim says:(1:56 PM)

so now I pretty much have to get a cockring and bang it around on the desk.

Mike says:(1:57 PM)

rules is rules

Sam says:(1:57 PM)

can't argue with that

Mike says:(1:57 PM)

i see no other alternative

Sam says:(1:57 PM)

they will be like the department masks

we'll hang them on our desks

Mike says:(1:58 PM)

hahaha

"what's THAT"

Jim says:(1:58 PM)

and when they're not hanging on our desks, you'll know it's special day

Mike says:(1:58 PM)

"Oh, my Departmental cockring"

Sam says:(1:58 PM)

ok, bocce tourney, everyone put their cockrings on

Mike says:(1:58 PM)

dont have to tell me twice

Jim says:(1:58 PM)

god, and Larry isn't even involved in this msn

Mike says:(1:59 PM)

i know

MSN would catch fire

he'll read about it on the blog

Sam says:(2:00 PM)

he'll hear about it when Jim bangs his cockring on his desk tomorrow

Mike says:(2:01 PM)

well this certainly killed that super bored feeling I had

Sam says:(2:02 PM)

are you busy browsing for your ring now

Mike says:(2:02 PM)

i

fucking

dare you

Sam says:(2:02 PM)

http://www.cockrings.ca

Mike says:(2:02 PM)

so?  Jim?  safe?

Jim says:(2:02 PM)

www.python.com

Jim says:(2:03 PM)

yeah, it's safe

they only provide the best cockrings available in canada

3 year guarantee

Mike says:(2:03 PM)

for discolouration?

Sam says:(2:03 PM)

30 money back guarantee

Jim says:(2:03 PM)

batteries

Mike says:(2:03 PM)

your cockring takes batteries?!?

Jim says:(2:04 PM)

yours doesn't?

Mike says:(2:04 PM)

um

no, it does

Sam says:(2:04 PM)

110v cockring

Jim says:(2:04 PM)

hardcore

Sam says:(2:04 PM)

just when you think this convo is done

One track mind...

Sam says:
i was thinking "anal"
Mike says:
wha?

A-mazing!

*Dude walks into the office all confused*
Dude says:
It's like a maze down here!
Mike says: (12:55 PM)
its a square
Jim says: (12:55 PM)
well, that's a maze
technically
Mike says: (12:55 PM)
a really fucking easy one
Maze Level: 1

Wish Upon a Starr

Mike says:
see that?
planted a seed and now we're living in an episode of the View
Frank says:
lol
you need an overweight black chick tho...
Mike says:
do I ever
Frank says:
lol

When it hits the fan...

Jim says:

this just underscores the fact that getting people from room 60 to be the "on-call" devs is completely pointless

can you imagine Ying when the shit hits the fan?

Mike says:

i just pictured Ying in a speedo rubbing sprayed feces all over his  chest

didnt you?

Jim says:

not in a while

Sam says:

i pictured you doing the rubbing

Mike says:

i like the way you think

not so selfish

im a selfish lover

of shit smearing ying

Sam says:

shellfish lover

Mike says:

ONCE!

only ONCE

Jim says:

and branded for life

Mike says:

look...it snapped shut

Jim says:

that's something you just can't escape

Just punch him

Larry says
that bitch. punch him for me
Mike says
k
Larry says
DON"T JERK HIM OFF

you always do that when i ask you to do something to him
Mike says
hahha
Larry says
he's started to expect things from me when you're gone
Mike says
bloggable
Larry says
did you know he can purr? it's not pleasant

...and the horse you rode in on.

Mike says
Larry...what are you doing to her?
Larry says
fuck you and the anally repressed horse you rode in on today, butttaint
Sam says
wow
Jim says
butttaint?
Mike says
anally repressed
Sam says
horse
Larry says
yes. it's all about butts today
Jim says
...everyday
Larry says
or wanking off sam, because he's needy as hell
Sam says
big butts today
Mike says
isittoday.com
YES!
Larry says
which wouldn't be so bad, except for the gloves he has us wear, the ones with the little wigs and googly eyes?
Frank says
Barry's the man....
Larry says
what the fuck is up with that Sam, huh?
Sam says
and then they smack you in the face
Larry says
the gloves?
Jim says
I can't fuckin take it anymore
cya
Larry says
the gloves you make to make The Chore that much better?
NO WAIT I GOT MORE JIM
Sam says
i am right behind ya
Larry says
i'm sure you are
Frank says
geez...
Jim says
it's not because of you I'm leaving this time Larry
Larry says
CLENCH UP JIM, CLENCH UP

Jim has left the conversation.

Sam has left the conversation.

Frank has left the conversation.

comebackerubscorched

Mike says
it will be interesting to see how all of us 'youngest children' react to having a mother hen around
...
if there are back rubs....
Sam says
you are angling for back rubs from Ginny?
Mike says
whiever
whoever
whomever
Sam says
ok, i thought suddenly Jim and i are not enough for you
Mike says
nono
you are
you are!!
Jim says
back rubs?
Sam says
its code
Jim says
sorry,
back? rubs
Sam says
we played scorched, come backer and rubs
Mike says
comebackerubs
Sam says
scorchedcomebackerubs
Mike says
comebackerubscorched
handjobs
wait
Sam says
it was awesome when Helen asked about what the prizes are for the doorbell game
Mike says
omg yeah
so what do you get for 25?
funny you should ask
Sam says
come 'ere
watch Mike, Helen
Mike says
hahaha

PM S

Jim says
already done.
both reverting, and calling it a week
just waiting for ANGUS!!! to hand me the floppies with the packages on them
Mike says
hahaha
what a tard
"going the extra mile"
completely supperfucking your deadlines
Jim says
one periodical at a time
Mike says
hahahha
Jim says
lulz
Mike says
that was a real LOL

Emotifunneh!

NathanLane says:
--eyebrow raising emoticon--
also a favourite
Mike says:
hehe creepy
NathanLane says:
when you want things to get inappropriate FAST
it works pretty well
Mike says:
haha
NathanLane says:
Do you have that file I asked about ? --eyebrow raising emoticon--
Mike says:
I'm going to do a release tonight. --eyebrow raising emoticon--
NathanLane says:
Sure are a lot of black guys here. --eyebrow raising emoticon--
Mike says:
hahahah
Hey, how about a blow job? --eyebrow raising emoticon--
no wait
NathanLane says:
Arcon will be right down
rip rike rady
Mike says:
hahaha

A Roseola, by any other name...

Jim says:
sorry, vpn kicked in...
Mike says:
Jim says:
so how'd partition magic go?
Mike says:
i fell asleep
hey..find me out the model of your mobo
Jim says:
so good then?
Mike says:
yup
Mike says:
Sam says:
this partion has beaten Mike

he can't do it
can too!
Jim says:
Asus P5N7A-VM
Mike says:
chanks
Jim says:
that's the 8300
er
9300
I think there are probably better ones now
Mike says:
quad core 8300?
HEY! which cpu, mofo?
Jim says:
not sure...
Mike says:

Jim says:
doing a bit of reading
Mike says:
yeah..i might go for a stroll
Jim says:
and people are pretty keen on the i3/i5 motherboards where the video is incorporated in the CPU
Mike says:
hmm
hd video?
there is nothing weird going on with your mac computer here...
Sam says:
nope
Jim says:
haha
Mike says:
do not be alarmed
Sam says:
*innocent whistling*
Mike says:
Who just asked where you were
I said he went home
but is online
working from hoime
-i
Jim says:
hoime
"working"
Mike says:
Youknow what Kenny Powers taught me on Sunday?
Jim says:
not a clue
Mike says:
There is no I in team, but there is a U in cunt
it still has power
Sam says:
it just doesn't power up
Mike says:
yay @ flashing cursor
STARTING WINDOWS!!!!!!!!
we'll were already ahead
-'
Jim says:
haha
sry.
chatting with Who
but now he's left
*shrug*
hello?
Mike says:
hio
Whos sitting at his desk
his eyes are closed
Jim says:
haha
Mike says:
he appears to be pondering something
now he 's slowly unzipping his pants....
Jim says:
that's funny, that's what I'm doing
Sam says:
what are you saying
Mike says:
ew
Jim says:
is my webcam on?
Sam says:
me too
Mike says:
are you and Who cybering?
Sam says:
except i'm unzipping Mike's pants
Mike says:
and Im spitting out coffee
Jim says:
are you and Mike realing?
Mike says:
hahah
Sam says:
erm...no
Jim says:
so yeah, this site says that the new Core i3s with the integrated graphics are awesome for HTPC's
anandtech
corei3
Mike says:
on it
Jim says:
http://www.ncix.com/products/?sku=55345&vpn=Core%20i3%20530%20%26%20H55M-S2&manufacture=Bundle%20Deals
Mike says:
research much?
haha
Jim says:
hehe
that gigabyte h55m is apparently the board to get
not sure about the i3 530
I guess that's all there is
Mike says:
saucew
Jim says:
ahh, the i3 540 runns .13 GHz faster
apparently the i3 is awesome at overclocking
Mike says:
erm...no dvi out ohn board
-h
Jim says:
http://www.gigabyte.com/products/product-page.aspx?pid=3310#sp
d-sub, dvi, hdmi
and from what I can tell, they can all be used...
Mike says:
the ncix link has a different pic
Jim says:
haha, yer right
the link is for the H33M-2S
ncix is H55M-2
er,
something like that
Mike says:
you'd think 5 is better than 3
Jim says:
sorry
type
typo
fuck
Mike says:
aha
Jim says:
they're both h55m-2
one has an "S" on the end
Mike says:
you mean an H
Jim says:
I don't know what I mean
Mike says:
hahaha
so I want the H
H stands for video out
Jim says:
yeah
ov course
V has DVI-D and D-Sub
Mike says:
every so often we go through this...
why dont you just buy the one you like and I'll take your old one
Jim says:
I was just thinking the same thing...
Mike says:
so much easier
Sam says:
Mike is so slick
Mike says:
i bet it would resolve that focus issue
Jim says:
what do you do with the audio?
Mike says:
listen to it?
hehe
Jim says:
and what do you listen to it on?
Mike says:
I have a sound blaster card that works well with a creative 7.1 speaker system
Jim says:
so you just use your 7.1 speaker system?
what inputs does it have?
Mike says:
well... 5.1 of it
Jim says:
spdif
?
Mike says:
nope...regular 3 ring headphone jack dealios
the sub controls everything and has a direct input for the wii
Jim says:
cool
Mike says:
whatre you getting at?
Jim says:
all of these h55 boards have audio onboard
and it's good audio apparently
but some of them only seem to have the one ouput jack
which wouldn't work for you
Mike says:
im bound to this card (kinda) because of the 3 ringed jacks. Made exclusively for the soundblaster card
Jim says:
ah
Mike says:
one of those after purchase realizations
Jim says:
so the speaker system has the 3 ring input dealios?
Mike says:
yeah
but it may only affect the 7.1 performance
which I dont use
if I had an ouce of anything, I'd investigate
+n
Jim says:
haha
you have 3 cables running from the comp to the speakers?
Mike says:
yes
the 3 become 4 by the time they get to the sub
Jim says:
I'd guess you could run normal headphone cables and still get 5.1 sound
Mike says:
see above
Jim says:
what a fucked up system
Mike says:
another after purchase realization
Jim says:
haha
well, if you don't care about the audio, 85 bucks will get you one of these:
http://www.ncix.com/products/index.php?sku=55819&vpn=H55M-E23&manufacture=MSI/MicroStar
Mike says:
you'd think they integrate tv tuners into these things...
Jim says:
yeah, you would
Mike says:
email in support inbox....
Hi Support Wizards,
*puts on wizard hat
Jim says:
haha
Mike says:
looks like a job for Grand Wizard Jim
mostly because I dont know what the fuck hes talking about
Jim says:
haha
B-Dawg?
Mike says:
he used, like, 3 different numbers in his email
yeah
Jim says:
I'll have a look once outlook comes back from wherever it has gone.
Mike says:
see you tomorrow!
Jim says:
it's kinda like Who
Mike says:
hahah
Jim says:
uh
can somebody send me a link to the wiki please?
Mike says:
you ar asking the wrong guys
Jim says:
fuck you, Mike
haha
Mike says:
hahah
www.python.com
Jim says:
but Sam just sent me one a few days ago
I seem to have another virus...
Mike says:
http://wiki.com/display/Home
oh yeah?
the fuck you Mike virus
Jim says:
no, the python virus
Mike says:
hahah
Sam says:
you need to be more careful abiout where you put your python
Jim says:
wow
Baby D was asleep when i got home
he just got up
hes completely covered with a rash
Mike says:
yikes
head to toe?
Jim says:
head to groin
Mike says:
hmmm
maybe reduce the grit of sandpaper that you are using
Jim says:
or increasw it
Mike says:
yeah.. one or the other
off to the hospital?
or pour some calamine lotion on him?
Jim says:
we have an appointment with our doc at 4
Mike says:
cool
is it bugging him?
itchy?
Sam says:
roseola virus
Mike says:
Dr. Internet
Sam says:
leon had it
Jim says:
really?
is it common?
Mike says:
i think so
Sam says:
you have a fever then day or so later a rash
Mike says:
Leaon had it
-a
Jim says:
so hes done for then?
Sam says:
pretty much
Mike says:
Is Baby D starting to look at all Japanese?
Sam says:
what are you saying
Mike says:
nothing
Sam says:
i'm pretty close to smacking you
Mike says:
Oh yeah? Say that out loud Mr tough guy intenet
+r
that was loud
Sam says:
you should probably have this verified by a doctor though
Mike says:
hahah
Sam says:
i'm pretty confident in my diagnosis
Mike says:
RASHES BE DIAGNOSED!
next!
Sam says:
$50 please
Mike says:
dont forget my referral fee
Sam says:
and the hand job
Mike says:
yes
never forget the hand job
Sam says:
its the currency of prod support
or is that blow jobs
Mike says:
are we on the big TV right now?
Do you have company over?
Jim says:
haha
no, I was away for a bit
I only msn you guys on my laptop while sitting in the corner
Mike says:
why? Is your kid sick or something?
Jim says:
or the bathroom...
Mike says:
hahaha
Jim says:
sometimes in bed.
Mike says:
visualizing.....visualizing...
Jim says:
so Roseola is just a nice name for Herpes
Mike says:
that what I keep telling them
+s
Sam says:
S-Bot managed to read all that
yes, your kid has got herpes
Mike says:
luckily our confusing method of using verbs and tense threw her off
Jim says:
hahaha
Jim says:
I'm itchy all over now
Mike says:
Quit rubbing the baby on you

Pocket

Larry
ouch
Mike
ouch re your response time
Larry
ouch yer penis face
ouch yer vagina lips
Mike
ouch re your penis in my face
no wait
what
Larry
ouch yer scrotum throat
Mike
ouch yer fondling my cock
Larry
that's not ouch!
that's OOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYAAAAAAAAA
Mike
ouch your subtle lips caressing my ear
Larry
ear?!
i ain't gay
manly cock, now, that's another thing
Mike
erm i mean cock COCK!
Larry
whew!
shit got awkward there
Mike
for a minute
(*snyff*)
forbidden man love
Larry
not forbidden. openly encourage heterosexual man on man SEX
Mike
i meant the caressing part...all we ever do is just fuck fuck fuck
Larry
if you know a better way to get my jizz in your shit pocket, you let me know
Mike
i prefer goo mitt
Larry
i'm dying here, from my own comment
shit pocket
Mike
haha
bloarg
Larry
CAREER LIMITING BLOG!
Mike
yay!
like the others arent

Predator

Larry
uh oh
the Predator, he sniffs new meat
Mike
hahah
Have you met New Hire?
scans
Oh. Harro!
Larry
I got an app for that.
Mike
haha
Larry
It's beeping like CRAAAZY'
why did he wander in here? This is like, the 2nd time in 3 years.
Mike
hha
door is open
Larry
"Oh.. oh, you have a new young woman on staff? I had no idea."
Mike
"hahah...wanna see my cock?"
oops
Mike
I didnt mean to put that in quotes
Larry
haha
Mike
Would you like to see my cock

New Folks In The Room

Larry
man, haven't seen a chick in a bikini all day
when i get home it'll have ot be hardcore donkey on chimpanzee action for 3 hours straight just to catchup
Mike
been there
Larry
oh i know, star of Cabarle Fuentes Does a Donkey IV, XI and XX
Mike "the OOK!" Smith
Mike
OOK is the sound the donkey makes...
Larry
OOK OOK OOK
or the sound you make when the dozen frozen bananas are rammed home
Mike
sideways
Larry
well, you've been in the business a while
Mike
"I cant feel anything, try them sideways"
"No, just leave those ones in there"
Larry
"Can you, uh, connect them to a current or something?"
fuck we need quieter keyboards
Mike
hahah

TWICE

Mike
thanks again for saving all them asses
Larry
no sweat
HOT STUFF
Mike
*wink wink*
Larry
WE ALREADY MADE OUR BLOG POST TODAY SHUDDAP
Mike
I'd like to put my penis in your bum if you know what I mean
and jam it in and out (wink wink)
Larry
damnit
gotta load up the blog AGAIN.
Mike
hahaha

Needy

Larry says:
ah, the message queue is hanging
shits in there, waiting to be picked up and processed
Mike says:
that makes sense
like my love for you
Larry says:
if blindfold, chloroform and a silverback in heat don't say I LOVE YOU TOO, Mike, then nothing ever will
needy fucker

Magic Ticket

Mike
scab labour
damn dude
you did that ARGLE shit?
mofo
Larry
yeah.. why?
Mike
i woulda buried that one
no habla english
Larry
OUTLOOK WENT DOWN. AGAIN!
!
Mike
hahah
Larry
i'll look back at it when. OH INTERNET DONW
Mike
only for ARGLE emails
it was weird
Larry
yeah, i dunno, put a IT ticket in
Mike
haha
Your Magic Ticket number is...
Larry
G
we are number 3
Mike
hah
ok XXpm dude
its Friday
Larry
later dude
Mike
GTFO
Larry
/me dry humps MIke's leg
SWEET

For Paternity Leave

Sam
hey, who is in tomorrow
Mike
he is?
Larry
i'm not sure
Mike
great
POINT
YOU STUPID FUCK~!
Sam
hehe
Larry
do you have his calendar?
Sam
not sure, Larry
well even if who is in, i'm in too
Mike
yeah we both need to be here
Larry's taking Friday at home
AGAIN
Sam
AGAIN
does he flex monday
Larry
you fucking bet, retards
Mike
how many fucking flex days do you get?
Sam
as many as he wants
Larry
not enough to get away from you, and stop sucking my cock, Mike
man, what is it with you and your homo tendencies?
does this studded leather gstring NOT scare you off?
Sam
he's not a homo, he's a faggot
Mike
fuck you
Larry
how is he a bundle of wood or kindling used to fire a stove?
i would Mike, but you've already blown me three times today, i'm exhausted
you saved money on lunch, so i guess there's that
Mike
my skin craves your man gravy
Larry
it's what gives it its luminous glow
Sam
i'm regretting starting this convo
Mike
sheen
Sam
how did we get here from who
Larry
OVER YOUR FACE?
sorry, chest, we are gentlemen
Sam
anyway, so when are you working at home then Mike
Mike
Thurs I guess
Sam
just one day
Mike
sure
Sam
k
Mike
were about to take 2 weeks off
Larry
i can work from home for two days, sigh.
Mike
we all might be home on Friday
Sam
i'm in the rest of the week
true
Larry
in what?
Mike
your Mom
BLOGZORZ!

Tennis

Jim
y'all heading to the bbq soon?>
Larry
ya
Larry
you going?
Jim
neg
Mike
giant fag
Jim
hey, I'm not the one with a tennis racket up my ass.
Mike
sure youre not
Jim
is my webcam on?
Mike
hahah
Sam
a tennis racket is not a cock
Jim
new meaning to "working from home"
Sam
that doesn't make him a fag
Jim
just sporty.
Sam
working it home
Mike
hahaha
Jim
that's almost bloggable

Condolences

Sam
when i die you guys have to write some funny shit on my card
Jim
"What's this about leap frogging?"
Jim
haha. ok
Larry
"I can't believe he died with that much KY up his HOOHA"
Larry
"Midgets are jealous lovers, who knew?"
Jim
haha. and here I thought I'd gone too far.
Larry
"Fucking tigers, can't train them, can't properly operate a strap-on, AMIRITE?!"
Sam
you can never go too far when Larry is around
Larry
until the dildo hits pubic bone
Larry
then you gotta stop