Suspicious Guy

Mike says:
oh sure
Mike says:
suspicious caucasion
Mike says:
is that like an auspicious occasion?
Mike says:
I noticed that he toched himself every 37 seconds
Mike says:
touched
Mike says:
torched
Mike says:
w/e
Sam says:
and i heard him jerking off in the washroom
Mike says:
She sounds really fuckin busy up there
Sam says:
He looked like a student in 3rd or 4th year. 
Sam says:
what do they look like
Mike says:
caucasian-y
Sam says:
he rejected her hit on him and now she wants pay back
Sam says:
an uncomfortable smile
Sam says:
some odd woman starts chatting to him, i don't blame him
Mike says:
sat on a chair near counselling services....
Mike says:
um...
Mike says:
maybe he's fucking nuts?
Sam says:
when he hangs himself she is going feel really shitty
Mike says:
haha
Mike says:
Please be aware of any suspicious individuals lurking around your work areas. And keep valuables locked up.

Welcome Back

Mike
lets catch Jim up to speed
Mike
You guys were gonna pair me up with your Moms
Sam
and then card asked you for buttsecks
Jim
sweet.
Jim
can get some of that action?
Jim
the moms, not the buttsecks
Mike
im torn
Mike
(tm)
Larry
after card, you certainly are
Jim
haha
Mike
oh? Does he have a large cock, Larry?
Sam
no, you have a little hole
Jim
er, had
Larry
naw, you just pucker when your scared and excited
Sam
you told us earlier, when you asked Jim to get out of it
Mike
ask me what a cockway is
Larry
and he was like
Larry
'almost done! but it's like a COCKRING in here'
Larry
cannon's blocked, as it were
Mike
see? This is what has been missing
Larry
penis unable to deliver semen payload, is another way to say it
Sam
i don't think this has been missing
Larry
he can't cum up your shitpipe, is another
Mike
oh yeah?
Larry
even i'm laughing at that
Mike
see above
Larry
my fingers, they type funny things
Sam
ok, ok
Larry
WHY ISN"T THIS BEING BLOGGEd!?
Mike
cuz youre too busy with your online reading material
Larry
there is alot
Sam
some one should be populating it