Aug 14, 2009

Tennis

Jim
y'all heading to the bbq soon?>
Larry
ya
Larry
you going?
Jim
neg
Mike
giant fag
Jim
hey, I'm not the one with a tennis racket up my ass.
Mike
sure youre not
Jim
is my webcam on?
Mike
hahah
Sam
a tennis racket is not a cock
Jim
new meaning to "working from home"
Sam
that doesn't make him a fag
Jim
just sporty.
Sam
working it home
Mike
hahaha
Jim
that's almost bloggable

Jul 15, 2009

Condolences

Sam
when i die you guys have to write some funny shit on my card
Jim
"What's this about leap frogging?"
Jim
haha. ok
Larry
"I can't believe he died with that much KY up his HOOHA"
Larry
"Midgets are jealous lovers, who knew?"
Jim
haha. and here I thought I'd gone too far.
Larry
"Fucking tigers, can't train them, can't properly operate a strap-on, AMIRITE?!"
Sam
you can never go too far when Larry is around
Larry
until the dildo hits pubic bone
Larry
then you gotta stop

May 14, 2009

Club

Mike
poor poor Mary Jo
Larry
who is she and why is she poor?
Mike
you'll find out eventually
Sam
why does it have to be the 25/35 year club
Jim
is that similar to the mile-high club?
Sam
i'd feel cheated if a 25 yearer could join my club
Mike
haha
Jim
35 years of getting fucked by Corp.?
Mike
hahahahah
Sam
fucking the Corp. dog, you mean
Mike
heey..we're doing a pretty good job of the pitchin right now
Larry
the Corp. dog is a slut, though, in her defense
Sam
she?
Mike
hahha
Mike
in my mind, the dog is a guy
Larry
whatever helps you keep it up
Sam
hahahaha
Jim
hahaha
Larry
i ain't gonna judge you, you sick fuck.
Mike
rough day
Mike
cant stop laughing
Sam
that is almost blog worthy
Mike
dooo eeett

May 4, 2009

Hydraulic Lifts

Construction guys working a hydraulic lift of some sort outside the office.

Larry
they be fucking WORKING those hydraulic lifts for REALS
Mike
haha....they're probably just giggling away...UP,UP,UP...DOWN,DOWN,DOWN
Larry
HEE HEE!
Larry
ookoko,
Larry
now go down
Larry
OMFG THAT"S SO COOL
Larry
okookokk.. try up
Larry
IT"S LIKE I"M FLYYYING!
Mike
STOP STOP STOP!!
Mike
ok sorry...i got scared
Larry
hahahahaha

Feb 25, 2009

Suspicious Guy

Mike says:
oh sure
Mike says:
suspicious caucasion
Mike says:
is that like an auspicious occasion?
Mike says:
I noticed that he toched himself every 37 seconds
Mike says:
touched
Mike says:
torched
Mike says:
w/e
Sam says:
and i heard him jerking off in the washroom
Mike says:
She sounds really fuckin busy up there
Sam says:
He looked like a student in 3rd or 4th year. 
Sam says:
what do they look like
Mike says:
caucasian-y
Sam says:
he rejected her hit on him and now she wants pay back
Sam says:
an uncomfortable smile
Sam says:
some odd woman starts chatting to him, i don't blame him
Mike says:
sat on a chair near counselling services....
Mike says:
um...
Mike says:
maybe he's fucking nuts?
Sam says:
when he hangs himself she is going feel really shitty
Mike says:
haha
Mike says:
Please be aware of any suspicious individuals lurking around your work areas. And keep valuables locked up.

Feb 16, 2009

Welcome Back

Mike
lets catch Jim up to speed
Mike
You guys were gonna pair me up with your Moms
Sam
and then card asked you for buttsecks
Jim
sweet.
Jim
can get some of that action?
Jim
the moms, not the buttsecks
Mike
im torn
Mike
(tm)
Larry
after card, you certainly are
Jim
haha
Mike
oh? Does he have a large cock, Larry?
Sam
no, you have a little hole
Jim
er, had
Larry
naw, you just pucker when your scared and excited
Sam
you told us earlier, when you asked Jim to get out of it
Mike
ask me what a cockway is
Larry
and he was like
Larry
'almost done! but it's like a COCKRING in here'
Larry
cannon's blocked, as it were
Mike
see? This is what has been missing
Larry
penis unable to deliver semen payload, is another way to say it
Sam
i don't think this has been missing
Larry
he can't cum up your shitpipe, is another
Mike
oh yeah?
Larry
even i'm laughing at that
Mike
see above
Larry
my fingers, they type funny things
Sam
ok, ok
Larry
WHY ISN"T THIS BEING BLOGGEd!?
Mike
cuz youre too busy with your online reading material
Larry
there is alot
Sam
some one should be populating it

Jan 2, 2009

Fuck the French

Jim says:
was just going to add that both Sam and I tried XXX2 server earlier when we were getting the 1822 error, and it failed too.
Jim says:
so something has changed between then and now.
Mike says:
the URL 'fix'
Jim says:
but if that's what broke it in the first place....
Jim says:
I don't think we'll ever know.
Mike says:
yeah
Mike says:
I'd be happy with wtf 1822 means
Jim says:
you'd think somebody knows.
Jim says:
maybe I'll send them the french version of their error:
Mike says:
it's like dealing with us
Mike says:
hahaha
Jim says:
Désolé, nous ne pouvons pas traiter votre demande. Veuillez retourner au site du marchand.

Jim says:
hahahha
Jim says:
[Erreur #1822]
Mike says:
with a "Hey voulez-vous regardez, mutherfuckers" attached
Jim says:
hahaha
Mike says:
thye'll be all like "OH! Mon deur!! Erruer 1822. oui oui!"
Jim says:
"I told zem we already got one"
Mike says:
HAHA
Mike says:
i just loled
Jim says:
haha
Jim says:
me too
Mike says:
Larry says:
what the fuck are you laughing about over there, Gigglesworth?
Jim says:
haha