comebackerubscorched

Mike says
it will be interesting to see how all of us 'youngest children' react to having a mother hen around
...
if there are back rubs....
Sam says
you are angling for back rubs from Ginny?
Mike says
whiever
whoever
whomever
Sam says
ok, i thought suddenly Jim and i are not enough for you
Mike says
nono
you are
you are!!
Jim says
back rubs?
Sam says
its code
Jim says
sorry,
back? rubs
Sam says
we played scorched, come backer and rubs
Mike says
comebackerubs
Sam says
scorchedcomebackerubs
Mike says
comebackerubscorched
handjobs
wait
Sam says
it was awesome when Helen asked about what the prizes are for the doorbell game
Mike says
omg yeah
so what do you get for 25?
funny you should ask
Sam says
come 'ere
watch Mike, Helen
Mike says
hahaha

PM S

Jim says
already done.
both reverting, and calling it a week
just waiting for ANGUS!!! to hand me the floppies with the packages on them
Mike says
hahaha
what a tard
"going the extra mile"
completely supperfucking your deadlines
Jim says
one periodical at a time
Mike says
hahahha
Jim says
lulz
Mike says
that was a real LOL

Emotifunneh!

NathanLane says:
--eyebrow raising emoticon--
also a favourite
Mike says:
hehe creepy
NathanLane says:
when you want things to get inappropriate FAST
it works pretty well
Mike says:
haha
NathanLane says:
Do you have that file I asked about ? --eyebrow raising emoticon--
Mike says:
I'm going to do a release tonight. --eyebrow raising emoticon--
NathanLane says:
Sure are a lot of black guys here. --eyebrow raising emoticon--
Mike says:
hahahah
Hey, how about a blow job? --eyebrow raising emoticon--
no wait
NathanLane says:
Arcon will be right down
rip rike rady
Mike says:
hahaha

A Roseola, by any other name...

Jim says:
sorry, vpn kicked in...
Mike says:
Jim says:
so how'd partition magic go?
Mike says:
i fell asleep
hey..find me out the model of your mobo
Jim says:
so good then?
Mike says:
yup
Mike says:
Sam says:
this partion has beaten Mike

he can't do it
can too!
Jim says:
Asus P5N7A-VM
Mike says:
chanks
Jim says:
that's the 8300
er
9300
I think there are probably better ones now
Mike says:
quad core 8300?
HEY! which cpu, mofo?
Jim says:
not sure...
Mike says:

Jim says:
doing a bit of reading
Mike says:
yeah..i might go for a stroll
Jim says:
and people are pretty keen on the i3/i5 motherboards where the video is incorporated in the CPU
Mike says:
hmm
hd video?
there is nothing weird going on with your mac computer here...
Sam says:
nope
Jim says:
haha
Mike says:
do not be alarmed
Sam says:
*innocent whistling*
Mike says:
Who just asked where you were
I said he went home
but is online
working from hoime
-i
Jim says:
hoime
"working"
Mike says:
Youknow what Kenny Powers taught me on Sunday?
Jim says:
not a clue
Mike says:
There is no I in team, but there is a U in cunt
it still has power
Sam says:
it just doesn't power up
Mike says:
yay @ flashing cursor
STARTING WINDOWS!!!!!!!!
we'll were already ahead
-'
Jim says:
haha
sry.
chatting with Who
but now he's left
*shrug*
hello?
Mike says:
hio
Whos sitting at his desk
his eyes are closed
Jim says:
haha
Mike says:
he appears to be pondering something
now he 's slowly unzipping his pants....
Jim says:
that's funny, that's what I'm doing
Sam says:
what are you saying
Mike says:
ew
Jim says:
is my webcam on?
Sam says:
me too
Mike says:
are you and Who cybering?
Sam says:
except i'm unzipping Mike's pants
Mike says:
and Im spitting out coffee
Jim says:
are you and Mike realing?
Mike says:
hahah
Sam says:
erm...no
Jim says:
so yeah, this site says that the new Core i3s with the integrated graphics are awesome for HTPC's
anandtech
corei3
Mike says:
on it
Jim says:
http://www.ncix.com/products/?sku=55345&vpn=Core%20i3%20530%20%26%20H55M-S2&manufacture=Bundle%20Deals
Mike says:
research much?
haha
Jim says:
hehe
that gigabyte h55m is apparently the board to get
not sure about the i3 530
I guess that's all there is
Mike says:
saucew
Jim says:
ahh, the i3 540 runns .13 GHz faster
apparently the i3 is awesome at overclocking
Mike says:
erm...no dvi out ohn board
-h
Jim says:
http://www.gigabyte.com/products/product-page.aspx?pid=3310#sp
d-sub, dvi, hdmi
and from what I can tell, they can all be used...
Mike says:
the ncix link has a different pic
Jim says:
haha, yer right
the link is for the H33M-2S
ncix is H55M-2
er,
something like that
Mike says:
you'd think 5 is better than 3
Jim says:
sorry
type
typo
fuck
Mike says:
aha
Jim says:
they're both h55m-2
one has an "S" on the end
Mike says:
you mean an H
Jim says:
I don't know what I mean
Mike says:
hahaha
so I want the H
H stands for video out
Jim says:
yeah
ov course
V has DVI-D and D-Sub
Mike says:
every so often we go through this...
why dont you just buy the one you like and I'll take your old one
Jim says:
I was just thinking the same thing...
Mike says:
so much easier
Sam says:
Mike is so slick
Mike says:
i bet it would resolve that focus issue
Jim says:
what do you do with the audio?
Mike says:
listen to it?
hehe
Jim says:
and what do you listen to it on?
Mike says:
I have a sound blaster card that works well with a creative 7.1 speaker system
Jim says:
so you just use your 7.1 speaker system?
what inputs does it have?
Mike says:
well... 5.1 of it
Jim says:
spdif
?
Mike says:
nope...regular 3 ring headphone jack dealios
the sub controls everything and has a direct input for the wii
Jim says:
cool
Mike says:
whatre you getting at?
Jim says:
all of these h55 boards have audio onboard
and it's good audio apparently
but some of them only seem to have the one ouput jack
which wouldn't work for you
Mike says:
im bound to this card (kinda) because of the 3 ringed jacks. Made exclusively for the soundblaster card
Jim says:
ah
Mike says:
one of those after purchase realizations
Jim says:
so the speaker system has the 3 ring input dealios?
Mike says:
yeah
but it may only affect the 7.1 performance
which I dont use
if I had an ouce of anything, I'd investigate
+n
Jim says:
haha
you have 3 cables running from the comp to the speakers?
Mike says:
yes
the 3 become 4 by the time they get to the sub
Jim says:
I'd guess you could run normal headphone cables and still get 5.1 sound
Mike says:
see above
Jim says:
what a fucked up system
Mike says:
another after purchase realization
Jim says:
haha
well, if you don't care about the audio, 85 bucks will get you one of these:
http://www.ncix.com/products/index.php?sku=55819&vpn=H55M-E23&manufacture=MSI/MicroStar
Mike says:
you'd think they integrate tv tuners into these things...
Jim says:
yeah, you would
Mike says:
email in support inbox....
Hi Support Wizards,
*puts on wizard hat
Jim says:
haha
Mike says:
looks like a job for Grand Wizard Jim
mostly because I dont know what the fuck hes talking about
Jim says:
haha
B-Dawg?
Mike says:
he used, like, 3 different numbers in his email
yeah
Jim says:
I'll have a look once outlook comes back from wherever it has gone.
Mike says:
see you tomorrow!
Jim says:
it's kinda like Who
Mike says:
hahah
Jim says:
uh
can somebody send me a link to the wiki please?
Mike says:
you ar asking the wrong guys
Jim says:
fuck you, Mike
haha
Mike says:
hahah
www.python.com
Jim says:
but Sam just sent me one a few days ago
I seem to have another virus...
Mike says:
http://wiki.com/display/Home
oh yeah?
the fuck you Mike virus
Jim says:
no, the python virus
Mike says:
hahah
Sam says:
you need to be more careful abiout where you put your python
Jim says:
wow
Baby D was asleep when i got home
he just got up
hes completely covered with a rash
Mike says:
yikes
head to toe?
Jim says:
head to groin
Mike says:
hmmm
maybe reduce the grit of sandpaper that you are using
Jim says:
or increasw it
Mike says:
yeah.. one or the other
off to the hospital?
or pour some calamine lotion on him?
Jim says:
we have an appointment with our doc at 4
Mike says:
cool
is it bugging him?
itchy?
Sam says:
roseola virus
Mike says:
Dr. Internet
Sam says:
leon had it
Jim says:
really?
is it common?
Mike says:
i think so
Sam says:
you have a fever then day or so later a rash
Mike says:
Leaon had it
-a
Jim says:
so hes done for then?
Sam says:
pretty much
Mike says:
Is Baby D starting to look at all Japanese?
Sam says:
what are you saying
Mike says:
nothing
Sam says:
i'm pretty close to smacking you
Mike says:
Oh yeah? Say that out loud Mr tough guy intenet
+r
that was loud
Sam says:
you should probably have this verified by a doctor though
Mike says:
hahah
Sam says:
i'm pretty confident in my diagnosis
Mike says:
RASHES BE DIAGNOSED!
next!
Sam says:
$50 please
Mike says:
dont forget my referral fee
Sam says:
and the hand job
Mike says:
yes
never forget the hand job
Sam says:
its the currency of prod support
or is that blow jobs
Mike says:
are we on the big TV right now?
Do you have company over?
Jim says:
haha
no, I was away for a bit
I only msn you guys on my laptop while sitting in the corner
Mike says:
why? Is your kid sick or something?
Jim says:
or the bathroom...
Mike says:
hahaha
Jim says:
sometimes in bed.
Mike says:
visualizing.....visualizing...
Jim says:
so Roseola is just a nice name for Herpes
Mike says:
that what I keep telling them
+s
Sam says:
S-Bot managed to read all that
yes, your kid has got herpes
Mike says:
luckily our confusing method of using verbs and tense threw her off
Jim says:
hahaha
Jim says:
I'm itchy all over now
Mike says:
Quit rubbing the baby on you

Pocket

Larry
ouch
Mike
ouch re your response time
Larry
ouch yer penis face
ouch yer vagina lips
Mike
ouch re your penis in my face
no wait
what
Larry
ouch yer scrotum throat
Mike
ouch yer fondling my cock
Larry
that's not ouch!
that's OOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYAAAAAAAAA
Mike
ouch your subtle lips caressing my ear
Larry
ear?!
i ain't gay
manly cock, now, that's another thing
Mike
erm i mean cock COCK!
Larry
whew!
shit got awkward there
Mike
for a minute
(*snyff*)
forbidden man love
Larry
not forbidden. openly encourage heterosexual man on man SEX
Mike
i meant the caressing part...all we ever do is just fuck fuck fuck
Larry
if you know a better way to get my jizz in your shit pocket, you let me know
Mike
i prefer goo mitt
Larry
i'm dying here, from my own comment
shit pocket
Mike
haha
bloarg
Larry
CAREER LIMITING BLOG!
Mike
yay!
like the others arent

Predator

Larry
uh oh
the Predator, he sniffs new meat
Mike
hahah
Have you met New Hire?
scans
Oh. Harro!
Larry
I got an app for that.
Mike
haha
Larry
It's beeping like CRAAAZY'
why did he wander in here? This is like, the 2nd time in 3 years.
Mike
hha
door is open
Larry
"Oh.. oh, you have a new young woman on staff? I had no idea."
Mike
"hahah...wanna see my cock?"
oops
Mike
I didnt mean to put that in quotes
Larry
haha
Mike
Would you like to see my cock

New Folks In The Room

Larry
man, haven't seen a chick in a bikini all day
when i get home it'll have ot be hardcore donkey on chimpanzee action for 3 hours straight just to catchup
Mike
been there
Larry
oh i know, star of Cabarle Fuentes Does a Donkey IV, XI and XX
Mike "the OOK!" Smith
Mike
OOK is the sound the donkey makes...
Larry
OOK OOK OOK
or the sound you make when the dozen frozen bananas are rammed home
Mike
sideways
Larry
well, you've been in the business a while
Mike
"I cant feel anything, try them sideways"
"No, just leave those ones in there"
Larry
"Can you, uh, connect them to a current or something?"
fuck we need quieter keyboards
Mike
hahah

TWICE

Mike
thanks again for saving all them asses
Larry
no sweat
HOT STUFF
Mike
*wink wink*
Larry
WE ALREADY MADE OUR BLOG POST TODAY SHUDDAP
Mike
I'd like to put my penis in your bum if you know what I mean
and jam it in and out (wink wink)
Larry
damnit
gotta load up the blog AGAIN.
Mike
hahaha

Needy

Larry says:
ah, the message queue is hanging
shits in there, waiting to be picked up and processed
Mike says:
that makes sense
like my love for you
Larry says:
if blindfold, chloroform and a silverback in heat don't say I LOVE YOU TOO, Mike, then nothing ever will
needy fucker

Magic Ticket

Mike
scab labour
damn dude
you did that ARGLE shit?
mofo
Larry
yeah.. why?
Mike
i woulda buried that one
no habla english
Larry
OUTLOOK WENT DOWN. AGAIN!
!
Mike
hahah
Larry
i'll look back at it when. OH INTERNET DONW
Mike
only for ARGLE emails
it was weird
Larry
yeah, i dunno, put a IT ticket in
Mike
haha
Your Magic Ticket number is...
Larry
G
we are number 3
Mike
hah
ok XXpm dude
its Friday
Larry
later dude
Mike
GTFO
Larry
/me dry humps MIke's leg
SWEET

For Paternity Leave

Sam
hey, who is in tomorrow
Mike
he is?
Larry
i'm not sure
Mike
great
POINT
YOU STUPID FUCK~!
Sam
hehe
Larry
do you have his calendar?
Sam
not sure, Larry
well even if who is in, i'm in too
Mike
yeah we both need to be here
Larry's taking Friday at home
AGAIN
Sam
AGAIN
does he flex monday
Larry
you fucking bet, retards
Mike
how many fucking flex days do you get?
Sam
as many as he wants
Larry
not enough to get away from you, and stop sucking my cock, Mike
man, what is it with you and your homo tendencies?
does this studded leather gstring NOT scare you off?
Sam
he's not a homo, he's a faggot
Mike
fuck you
Larry
how is he a bundle of wood or kindling used to fire a stove?
i would Mike, but you've already blown me three times today, i'm exhausted
you saved money on lunch, so i guess there's that
Mike
my skin craves your man gravy
Larry
it's what gives it its luminous glow
Sam
i'm regretting starting this convo
Mike
sheen
Sam
how did we get here from who
Larry
OVER YOUR FACE?
sorry, chest, we are gentlemen
Sam
anyway, so when are you working at home then Mike
Mike
Thurs I guess
Sam
just one day
Mike
sure
Sam
k
Mike
were about to take 2 weeks off
Larry
i can work from home for two days, sigh.
Mike
we all might be home on Friday
Sam
i'm in the rest of the week
true
Larry
in what?
Mike
your Mom
BLOGZORZ!

Tennis

Jim
y'all heading to the bbq soon?>
Larry
ya
Larry
you going?
Jim
neg
Mike
giant fag
Jim
hey, I'm not the one with a tennis racket up my ass.
Mike
sure youre not
Jim
is my webcam on?
Mike
hahah
Sam
a tennis racket is not a cock
Jim
new meaning to "working from home"
Sam
that doesn't make him a fag
Jim
just sporty.
Sam
working it home
Mike
hahaha
Jim
that's almost bloggable

Condolences

Sam
when i die you guys have to write some funny shit on my card
Jim
"What's this about leap frogging?"
Jim
haha. ok
Larry
"I can't believe he died with that much KY up his HOOHA"
Larry
"Midgets are jealous lovers, who knew?"
Jim
haha. and here I thought I'd gone too far.
Larry
"Fucking tigers, can't train them, can't properly operate a strap-on, AMIRITE?!"
Sam
you can never go too far when Larry is around
Larry
until the dildo hits pubic bone
Larry
then you gotta stop

Club

Mike
poor poor Mary Jo
Larry
who is she and why is she poor?
Mike
you'll find out eventually
Sam
why does it have to be the 25/35 year club
Jim
is that similar to the mile-high club?
Sam
i'd feel cheated if a 25 yearer could join my club
Mike
haha
Jim
35 years of getting fucked by Corp.?
Mike
hahahahah
Sam
fucking the Corp. dog, you mean
Mike
heey..we're doing a pretty good job of the pitchin right now
Larry
the Corp. dog is a slut, though, in her defense
Sam
she?
Mike
hahha
Mike
in my mind, the dog is a guy
Larry
whatever helps you keep it up
Sam
hahahaha
Jim
hahaha
Larry
i ain't gonna judge you, you sick fuck.
Mike
rough day
Mike
cant stop laughing
Sam
that is almost blog worthy
Mike
dooo eeett

Hydraulic Lifts

Construction guys working a hydraulic lift of some sort outside the office.

Larry
they be fucking WORKING those hydraulic lifts for REALS
Mike
haha....they're probably just giggling away...UP,UP,UP...DOWN,DOWN,DOWN
Larry
HEE HEE!
Larry
ookoko,
Larry
now go down
Larry
OMFG THAT"S SO COOL
Larry
okookokk.. try up
Larry
IT"S LIKE I"M FLYYYING!
Mike
STOP STOP STOP!!
Mike
ok sorry...i got scared
Larry
hahahahaha

Suspicious Guy

Mike says:
oh sure
Mike says:
suspicious caucasion
Mike says:
is that like an auspicious occasion?
Mike says:
I noticed that he toched himself every 37 seconds
Mike says:
touched
Mike says:
torched
Mike says:
w/e
Sam says:
and i heard him jerking off in the washroom
Mike says:
She sounds really fuckin busy up there
Sam says:
He looked like a student in 3rd or 4th year. 
Sam says:
what do they look like
Mike says:
caucasian-y
Sam says:
he rejected her hit on him and now she wants pay back
Sam says:
an uncomfortable smile
Sam says:
some odd woman starts chatting to him, i don't blame him
Mike says:
sat on a chair near counselling services....
Mike says:
um...
Mike says:
maybe he's fucking nuts?
Sam says:
when he hangs himself she is going feel really shitty
Mike says:
haha
Mike says:
Please be aware of any suspicious individuals lurking around your work areas. And keep valuables locked up.

Welcome Back

Mike
lets catch Jim up to speed
Mike
You guys were gonna pair me up with your Moms
Sam
and then card asked you for buttsecks
Jim
sweet.
Jim
can get some of that action?
Jim
the moms, not the buttsecks
Mike
im torn
Mike
(tm)
Larry
after card, you certainly are
Jim
haha
Mike
oh? Does he have a large cock, Larry?
Sam
no, you have a little hole
Jim
er, had
Larry
naw, you just pucker when your scared and excited
Sam
you told us earlier, when you asked Jim to get out of it
Mike
ask me what a cockway is
Larry
and he was like
Larry
'almost done! but it's like a COCKRING in here'
Larry
cannon's blocked, as it were
Mike
see? This is what has been missing
Larry
penis unable to deliver semen payload, is another way to say it
Sam
i don't think this has been missing
Larry
he can't cum up your shitpipe, is another
Mike
oh yeah?
Larry
even i'm laughing at that
Mike
see above
Larry
my fingers, they type funny things
Sam
ok, ok
Larry
WHY ISN"T THIS BEING BLOGGEd!?
Mike
cuz youre too busy with your online reading material
Larry
there is alot
Sam
some one should be populating it

Fuck the French

Jim says:
was just going to add that both Sam and I tried XXX2 server earlier when we were getting the 1822 error, and it failed too.
Jim says:
so something has changed between then and now.
Mike says:
the URL 'fix'
Jim says:
but if that's what broke it in the first place....
Jim says:
I don't think we'll ever know.
Mike says:
yeah
Mike says:
I'd be happy with wtf 1822 means
Jim says:
you'd think somebody knows.
Jim says:
maybe I'll send them the french version of their error:
Mike says:
it's like dealing with us
Mike says:
hahaha
Jim says:
Désolé, nous ne pouvons pas traiter votre demande. Veuillez retourner au site du marchand.

Jim says:
hahahha
Jim says:
[Erreur #1822]
Mike says:
with a "Hey voulez-vous regardez, mutherfuckers" attached
Jim says:
hahaha
Mike says:
thye'll be all like "OH! Mon deur!! Erruer 1822. oui oui!"
Jim says:
"I told zem we already got one"
Mike says:
HAHA
Mike says:
i just loled
Jim says:
haha
Jim says:
me too
Mike says:
Larry says:
what the fuck are you laughing about over there, Gigglesworth?
Jim says:
haha

Donkey Riding

Sam says:
"In Spain we have a saying, you cannot ride the donkey and suck his cock all at the same time" - No Heroics
Mike says:
hahaha
Jim says:
hahah
Sam says:
"You know what I'm saying"
Jim says:
I finally watched the first one.
Jim says:
it was ok
Jim says:
but not great
Sam says:
yeah
Jim says:
do they get better?
Sam says:
not really
Sam says:
they have the odd really funny moment
Sam says:
they are worth watching....at work
Larry says:
you know what's surpsingly funny? Two and 1/2 Men
Sam says:
really?
Larry says:
some of their dialogue sounds like it was pulled from prodblog
Larry says:
yeah, i was shocked
Larry says:
it looks all wholesome
Mike says:
http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/ele/891765188.html
Mike says:
Im thinking $350 which includes the mount
Jim says:
what do you want a new monitor for?
Mike says:
the kitchen
Jim says:
as a tv?
Mike says:
yeah
Jim says:
ah
Larry says:
he wants anything that includes the word 'mount'
Mike says:
like as in mount your mother?
Jim says:
but remember, you can't mount his mother and suck her cock at the same time.
Jim says:
see what I did there?
Sam says:
nice work
Mike says:
i see what you did thee
Mike says:
re
Larry says:
the saddest day for Child Mike was when his parents took him to see the mounties
Larry says:
totally not what he expected
Mike says:
you made fun of Larry's mom's cock
Sam says:
i see that being used quite a lot
Sam says:
Larry's mom's cock...i mean
Jim says:
hahah
Larry says:
to be fair, it's got some GIRTH on it
Larry says:
if you can't open up the chocolate starfish enough to take in that python of spunk, that's YOUR problem
Mike says:
um...the chocolate starfish is on your underwear
Mike says:
get it right
Larry says:
mine might be
Jim says:
I thought the rusty sherrif's badge was on your underwear.
Larry says:
yorus is wrapped around my mom's ginormous cock
Mike says:
it is
Mike says:
right beside the chocolate starfish
Mike says:
here...
Mike says:
lemme shoew you

The Gift of Faith

Larry
hey fucknuts
Larry
what are you getting rambozo?
Mike
beats me
Mike
ask Mrs. Mike
Larry
so, it's not a coupon for Free Hugs then?
Mike
maybe some body condoms
Sam
what?
Mike
coupons will work
Sam
you really do practice safe sex
Sam
but you are catholic, wtf
Mike
i am
Mike
NOT
Sam
you are
Mike
shutupshutupashutoip
Sam
don't deny your faith
Sam
peace be with you
Mike
and aslo with yo---HEY
Sam
i'm not catholic, mother fucker
Larry
fuck, that Sam is a sly one