Larry so.. beautiful...
Larry Love letterMike haha
Larry *sniff*
Mike Does he also want to slit her open first
Mike like the tauntaun
Larry it's hardly a slit
Larry a lightsabre makes a self-cauterizing CLEAN CUT
Larry there could be no safer or more sanitary way to do it!!!
Larry fucking n00b.
Larry you are such a n00b, liike how jar jar tried to help his fellow Gungans protect beloved planet of Naboo, but failed miserably, only helping out by accident through some slap-sticky sort of clumsiness
Mike you are hurting my feelings
Larry you're a n00b like Anakin was when he tried to jump over Obi Wan from his hovering robot miner to the piece of jagged rock Obi Wan was perched on, only to be cut in fucking HALF.
Larry you're a n00b like Greedo was a n00b to not just shoot Han before he sizzled his ass in the Cantina at Tatooine
Sam OMG jay is so hawt
Larry you're a n00b like Han was when he was trying to fix the lightspeed drive and R2 knew what was the problem right away
Larry god, so many ways you're a n00b
Larry it's EMBARASSING
Larry man, didn't even have to TOUCH g00gle
Larry i rawk
Mike You're a n00b like when Rick Astley was gonna give you up but then never did
Larry man, think of a comeback? or are you as inarticulate as the near-feral savage Sand People of Tatooine?!
Larry don't you make fun of Rick
Larry he'd NEVER let you down
Larry unfortunatley for you all, I can go like this all day
Mike oh dear
Sam rick is a fall back all n00bs use
Larry it sure is
Larry see, matt's got my back like Han had Luke's back when he was trying to hit the ventilation duct of the Death Star that was no bigger than a womp rat, WITHOUT the use of his targetting computer.
Mike okokokok...look...I need you to do this ALL THE TIME
Mike it would rock
Mike and not only on MSN
Mike in meetings
Sam in meetings, YES!
Larry sorry man, i can't really speak taht well in meetings, i have the smooth sentence cohesion of Yoda
Mike so im looking at similar dinign room sets online to the one that I want on craigslist and Im think damn...I can get a new one for nearly the same price
Sam if leo become direktor, i guess they'll have to hire someone else to answer the registrars phone
Mike turns out, the prices Im looking at are for the table only and the chairs are 175$ a piece on top of that
Mike hahaha matt
Larry are you feeling cheated the way that Yoda felt cheated out of properly training Luke before he cut his trainign short and went to Bespin to save his friends (even though he KNEW it was a trap?)
Sam hahahaha
Sam that changes things
Mike yeah...well...we know how that turned out in the end
Larry you know how that turned out in the end jsut like how Yoda knew Anakin would turn out because he was giving in to fear, which turns to anger, which leads to hate, and that way lies the dark side?
Sam jay is on a roll
Mike in the words of the chancellor/emperor..." GOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDD"
Mike best part of the movie
Mike "GOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDD"
Larry no, best part of the movie is when former Senator Palpatine looks at Luke in an overtly pedophilic manner, then says "Oooh, I can feel your anger, pick up your light saber and STRIKE HIM DOWN."
Larry Am I on a roll like the assault droids used to take over the capital city of naboo which have their own GODDAMN SHIELD GENERATORS?!?!
Mike he looked at Anakin and said that YOU FUCKING NO)BCAEK!!
Sam no bracket bcaek
Sam wtf
Larry stop perverting the movie like Palpatine perverted the fear Anakin felt for Padma's safety into a desire to join the Dark Side.
Larry i need more lines to feed off of like the Rancor monster needed enemies of Jabba the Hut to feed
Larry DON"T JUST LEAVE ME DANGLING HERE LIKE A BLIND HAN SOLO DANGLING OVER A HOVER SKIFF OVER TEH JAWS OF TEH TENTACLED MOUTH SAND THING!
Sam ahhh, your weakness
Sam we can starve you into silence
Mike hahah
Mike like the ...
Mike Im enjoying this like Lando Calrissian enjoy a nice cold, smooth Colt 45
Mike enjoys
Mike dammit
Larry why would you starve me into silence just like how yoda tried to starve luke when he visited him on Dagobah by giving him that nasty stew that he couldn't eat. Even though it was CLEAR that yoda preferred Luke's sort of food since he stole a ration off him when LUke crash landed his x-wing that he couldnt' raise by the force but Yoda could and make him look like a Mike, i mean a n00b.
Larry you mean your'e enjoying this like Lando enjoys BETRAYING THE ENTIRE REBEL ALLIANCE JUST TO KEEP HIS FILTHY CONTROL OF HIS SKY CITY THAT"S EVENTUALLY WRENCHED FROM HIS TRAITOUROUS< GREEDY HANDS?!?!
Larry everyone has a weakness just like the 2nd Death Star had to keep its field generator on the mildly defended planet of Endor.
Sam Mike is make some deal like when....
Sam making
Sam does she ever
Larry is Mike making a deal like how the Trade Federation made a deal with Count Dooku to overthrow the Republic?
Larry I heard that, I heard that like some people in the cantina on Tatooine had heard that the Millenium Falcon could do the Kessel Run in less thatn twelve parsecs.
Mike tweleve parsecs?!
Mike -e
Larry LESS THAN
Larry so like, 11.8, 11.7
Larry fuck,it could be 3 for all we know
Sam "did you see anything while i was dancing?"
Larry oh, that was funny like how the pre-industrial civilization fo Ewoks were able to defeat the clone army of the republic using nothing but large logs, a teddy bear like physique, and an indomitable spirit that made very single hard core ewoks fan want to STAB THEMSELVES IN THE ANUS HOLE.
Mike thats called losing your audience
Larry hehe, yeah, like who the Senate lost all it's floating delegate boxes because Emperor Palpatine used his dark forces to HURL THEM LIKE FRISBEES at yoda
Larry i need some material over here, i'm dying a slow death, like how Vader slowly chokes the life out of his victims, particularly imperial fleet captains who mock the Force.
