The Understated Ambiton Of The British

Larry
what's youre take on it?
i'm pretty ambivalent
Sam
oh i'm all for it
i'm so on that team
Highly Technical But Pragmatically Foolish Technologydo interest me, purely because they are new and probably a good thing to have on your cv
Larry
uhhh
i can't argue with that... but.. uh.. i dunno
i'm confused now
Sam
i don't want to join really
Larry
sorry, i know your real feelings on the matter
Sam
it will involve lots of travelling and meetings and shit
Larry
i know your reserved british ways will not allow you to admit your ardour for all thigns Highly Technical But Pragmatically Foolish Technology and High Minded and Idealized Corridor to Mountains of Bureacracy . i will be your advocate.
Sam
plus we'll have a bunch of tards working on it too
Larry
no matter what your protestations. i will be steadfast. on that you can count.
Larry
i will summon on my email writing skills (of which there is not much), and beseech all the powers that be that you are indeed, the best and first choice for both taking over john's position as head of Highly Technical But Pragmatically Foolish Technologyas well as being the 'go-to' man on High Minded and Idealized Corridor to Mountains of Bureacracy
Larry
fear not. your desires shall be made known. shall be shouted from teh proverbial hills until those with the powers to change your fates have taken heed.
Larry
what good fortune you do have in having a dear friend as myself
Sam
maybe i should sit next to Josh as well
Larry
championing your inner desires and ambitions
Larry
that shall be done!
Larry
nest to the man from the Celestial Lands you will be.
Sam
haha
Larry
i hve a strong urging to empty my lower humours into the porcelain cistern, i shall return
Sam
i will now write me own message on my board "19 days to go"
Larry
19 days until your ascension into the halls of power that you so crave.

There's a new sherrif in town.

Mike says:
man..i am teetering on the brink of anal leakage
Jim says:
uh
Mike says:
about to stamp out some rusty sherrifs badges soon

Scratching your head or your ass?

Mike says:
devl is soooooFUCKWED!
Mike says:
-W
Mike says:
cant add courses at all
Sam says:
no it's fuckweded alright
Mike says:
heheh
Sam says:
nice early start by the cardinal
Mike says:
hahah
Mike says:
probably spent the morning removing his head from his ass
Mike says:
then again...maybe not
Mike says:
TRYING to
Sam says:
first he spent an hour wondering why his put his head up there in the first place
Mike says:
hahahah

Humour is in the eye of the be.holder

Sam says:
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Sam says:
i refuse to close my connections
Jim says:
hehe

Poost

Oooo heaven is a place on earth...

Jim says:
wtf?
Mike says:
*shrug*
Mike says:
i just work here
Mike says:
i dont work here at all
Jim says:
I just sit here.
Sam says:
i just watch tv here
Mike says:
any of you remember the real world?
Jim says:
the wha?!?!
Mike says:
if I felt like this in the real world...oh man...that deadline would be fucke
Mike says:
d
Mike says:
at least I can sit here and watch the spots on my monitor in relative peace
Sam says:
surely you mean the sports on your monitor

Girls just wanna have fun...

Sam says:
i think i might have just triggered the ops email
Mike says:
dyslexics of the world...UNTIE!
Mike says:
geez Sam
Jim says:
dumbass
Jim says:
you some kinda nub or what?
Mike says:
nooblet
Sam says:
it appears so
Sam says:
no i think i managed to sneak it in
Mike says:
i can picture the guys over in ops, throwin poo at each other and then a big bell rings and they all stop as the email comes in...the smart one starts to read it..
Mike says:
and then they all get one word each in the reply
Mike says:
and the smart one has to arrange them
Sam says:
so it's pretty similar to here
Mike says:
only difference is, they have a smart one
Sam says:
ahhhh
Sam says:
and we just have a smartass one

Just another manic Monday...

Mike says:
who's busier?
Jim says:
not me.
Mike says:
ok
Jim says:
I can pretty much guarantee that.
Mike says:
well..if it were between me and you...
Jim says:
hahah
Mike says:
email
Sam says:
the studio pundits for the footy on GuangDong Sports each wear the team outfits
Sam says:
they look very odd
Mike says:
ahhh....i guess you were wrong Jim

Supperfucked! (aka. Lemon Dream Bar)

Jim Says:
this whole thing is supperfucked
Mike Says:
hahah
Mike Says:
you dont even know the severity of supperfucking
Jim Says:
supperfucked with a 9" Lemon Dream Bar.
Mike Says:
There's nothing as pure as the kindness of an Athiest / The's nothing a sure as a razor blade above your wrist
Mike Says:
heavy lyrics
Jim Says:
haha
Jim Says:
I take it you're not listening to boot liquor?
Mike Says:
i am
Jim Says:
wow. they've gotten deeper.
Mike Says:
hehe
Mike Says:
I'm not gonna cry....I'm gonna smile....Cuz it felt so good to watch her die
Jim Says:
hahaha
Jim Says:
the lyrics bounce right back.
Mike Says:
heheheh
Jim Says:
I only got 17 days vacation left.
Mike Says:
her bare hands clutching at the breeze
Jim Says:
fucksores.
Mike Says:
hahah
Mike Says:
fucksores ajajja
Mike Says:
ooo
Mike Says:
spanish laughter
Jim Says:
hahaha
Mike Says:
man..I am just feeding SISC prod dse the lemon dream bar
Mike Says:
its like snaking a drain
Mike Says:
haha only 14.5 days left
Mike Says:
after booking a fucking month
Mike Says:
hahaha
Jim Says:
hahaha
Jim Says:
can I have some?
Mike Says:
ok
Jim Says:
(days, not lemon dream bar)
Mike Says:
riiiight
Mike Says:
this place
Mike Says:
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Quality is Job, uh, 452.

tintin says:
okay so how'd the stuff i did on the 9th break things today?
tintin says:
keep the swearing to a minimum
jim says:
SRV???
jim says:
is a super critical class
jim says:
and it's now super fucked
tintin says:
ooops
tintin says:
just looked
jim says:
hahaha
tintin says:
that wasn't supposed to get checked int
tintin says:
oh shit
jim says:
yeah.
jim says:
it looked like a pretty fucked up checkin
tintin says:
most of it was just stuff for later
tintin says:
but the SRV??? change was a random servlet i changed to est something once it was deployed

Internal Staff Web Site : Posts

Larry
oh man, SO MANY THINGS I WANT ON THAT LIST:
CHEAP Snowboard and Bindings for Sale
Larry
if there is ANYTHING you want to skimp on, the part that links your hurtling body to the only thing giving you a modicum of control is DEFINITELY it. CHEAP snowboard bindings, is like 'open sesame' to my wallet!
Sam
Those rod tickets are just a steal now
Larry
someone should let Lisa know that she can never reduce the price enough
Sam
maybe she should get together with the mexico trip
Sam
and bindings
Larry
throw it all together
Sam
so thats dangerously cheap bindings a gay abuse trip to mexico and rod tickets $100 the lot

Timbits

Mike
Timbits arent gonna get themselves..chowar d
Tintin
hahaha
Larry
do we need to add an item to your Outlook Calendar?
Mike
Acting Directors ALWAYS get the timbits
Tintin
who ARE you?
Sam
Just delegate the task Tintin
Larry
you can either be The Most Beloved Temporary Acting Director or be clumped with all the Mildly Reviled Temporary Acting Directors
Larry
which one is it going to be?
Mike
send Dracula for them
Tintin
Sam can you please go get me some timbits thanks
Sam
fuck you
Mike
(all the jelly ones will have fang marks in them)
Larry
see, what's going to happen if one of US goes to get it
and you look like a lameass timbit tightwad
Sam
and the others, well lets not go there
Tintin
isn't that what the little hole is?
Larry
OH MAN Tintin remember THAT weekend?!
Tintin
NO!
Larry
I AIN"T NO PROCTOLOGIST!
Sam
Could have fooled me
Sam
if fact you did fool me
Larry
"Tintin
isn't that what the little hole is?" followed by, "Have you had yoru prostate checked? would you?"
Larry
i didn't fool you, you knew all along, you LET yoruself be fooled!
Larry
your prostate is healthy, btw
Sam
that is a a relief
Larry
was for me
Tintin
it's only healthy cause I don't eat timbits
Larry
release, i mean
Larry
oh dear lord, look where i'm going all because Tintin won't get fucking timbits
Mike
you mean you dont GET timbits
Larry
no one is asking you to eat them
Sam
oh he'll get fucking them
Mike
uh Sam
switch get and fucking around

IMDb's 100 Worst Movie Titles, Part V

Larry
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0076191/
worst. super hero. ever.
Jim
uh, I think Thunderpants takes that title.
Larry
i think you are confusing worst with "most likely to make a killing as a porn star"
Mike
"Help help! Im being robbed"
--Melting man enters from alley
--melts
"Help help! Im being robberd!"
Jim
hmm. interesting. not sure what kind of porn you watch Larry
Sam
i'm intrigued how his farting leads him to death row
Larry
Jim: ALL OF IT
it's fucking exhausting
Mike
fuck me...Thursday is officially written off
Jim
yeah, that passing wind porn can get tiresome.
Larry
We like to call it pre-fornication flatulence, you uncultured bigot!

IMDb's 100 Worst Movie Titles, Part IV

Larry
oh damn, Laserblast
fuck me that should have broken box office records
CEO :"What's better htan a laser, PEW PEW PEW laser! I mean, cool right? My grandkids love that stuff"
OverPaid Writer: "It needs more pop, more pizazz.."
They look at eacher other, and exclaim together:"LASERBLAST!"

IMDb's 100 Worst Movie Titles, Part III

Mike
I have no idea how Teen Wolf Too could have flopped. I mean, cmon, Jason Bateman is WAAAYY better than Michael J Fox
Jim
hehe
Sam
and a cameo by donald trump
Jim
and his hair?
Mike
hahahah
Sam
no his hair refused
Larry
it's the palsy, it makes him mroe DYNAMIC

IMDb's 100 Worst Movie Titles, Part II

Larry
"Ghosts Can't Do It"
Mike
The Touch of Satan
Larry
well SHIT! i wanna know what the fuck it's talking about
Tintin
well duh...
Larry
"Only her desire can make him rise again "
Larry
AHHAHAHAHAH
Mike
haha
Jim
HAHAHAHA

IMDb's 100 Worst Movie Titles, Part I

Larry
i don't think it's a coincidence that the bottom 100 movies have the top 100 best titles. ever.
Tintin
new game movie or urban dictionary term
Shanghai Surprise
Mike
hahaha
Jim
hahah. BUKAKE!
Larry
formerly known as Thailand Turnaround
Tintin
hahahahaha

Not playing with a full deck

Sam says:
so, it services has a house of cards as well as us.
Sam says:
i bet ours is bigger and less stable
Mike says:
AND on TOP of theirs
Jim says:
we have a house of glass cards.
Sam says:
and we keep throwing stones
Jim says:
and the WebServices team has a slingshot
Sam says:
Yeah that WS team
Mike says:
not so much a sligshot as a need for a few of the glass cards near the bottom
Jim says:
pardon?
Sam says:
they like to reuse the bottom cards
Mike says:
by placing them on the top
Mike says:
fuck you and your pardon
Jim says:
they're playing Jenga
Mike says:
only they're retarded
Mike says:
and lack motor skills
Sam says:
and have big boobs

W00t!

fuckin A!

Gear Shift

Sam
boy Drac likes to chat it up with chowrd
his breathy laughter is bugging me
Larry
nice
looks like choward has met his match
Sam
surely not, i think choward has another gear to go to
he's just cruising now
not cruising in the gay sense of the word, although
Larry
hahahah
Larry
hasn't 'kicked it up a notch' as it were?
Sam
exactly, wait till he grabs that stick and rams it into second
Larry
i'll listen carefully for the hungry engine hitting 7000 rpms
Drac won't even have time to rethink buckling in
he won't even have time to consider if his car has airbags
Sam
"his car has airbags" is that a euphemism for some gay sex aid
Larry
you certainly have your mind filled up, nay, engorged with gay sexual thoughts
Larry
that and cars
i think there maybe a black and white french art house movie that will fulfull all your needs
Sam
fast cars and gay sex that me
Larry
it's like peanut butter and wrestling
Sam
it's why i'm married with a crv
Sam
i think i've been working with Mike for too long
Larry
torturing yourself, as it were
Larry
i think you maybe working for Mike for too long