Larry Says:
i guess that means tintin is going to the target of my drunk hugs
Larry Says:
oh well
Jim Says:
as long as it's not me, I'm ok with it.
Larry Says:
i'll take that as a Jim - Sanctioned (tm) blessing
Larry Says:
i'll let tintin nkow as I'm giving him undue, unnecessary, and entirely uncomfortable atttention as he tries to choward it up wth the rest of the ppl there
Nov 30, 2006
Nov 29, 2006
Nov 28, 2006
OMGWTFBBQHAX?!?!
SOA
XML
WSDL
UDDI
BPEL
OpenBRR
OSSM
QSOS
RPC
doc/lit
PESC
IMS
OKI OSIDS
SOAP
JAX-WS 2.0
JiBX
ORM
AOP
MVC
EJB
ESB
OWASP
SAML
SSL/T
FERPA
PIPED
ID-WSF
XACML
LDAP
WSRP
JSR
JA-SIG
W3C – WAI
ADA
WFE
SQL
ACID
OJB
XML
WSDL
UDDI
BPEL
OpenBRR
OSSM
QSOS
RPC
doc/lit
PESC
IMS
OKI OSIDS
SOAP
JAX-WS 2.0
JiBX
ORM
AOP
MVC
EJB
ESB
OWASP
SAML
SSL/T
FERPA
PIPED
ID-WSF
XACML
LDAP
WSRP
JSR
JA-SIG
W3C – WAI
ADA
WFE
SQL
ACID
OJB
Nov 24, 2006
1337 skillz
Nancy says:
god what a waste of a day
jim says:
haha. you can console yourself that you accomplished more than Mike did.
Nancy says:
though i did improve my l33t tennis skillz
god what a waste of a day
jim says:
haha. you can console yourself that you accomplished more than Mike did.
Nancy says:
though i did improve my l33t tennis skillz
Nov 23, 2006
caulky bastard.
Mike says: (2:44:28 PM)
jealous bitch..I fucking pwnd you and your friends at your OWN game
Jim says: (2:44:35 PM)
er...
Mike says: (2:44:35 PM)
BOWLING FOREVER!
Jim says: (2:44:38 PM)
I wasn't playing.
Mike says: (2:44:43 PM)
thats right
Mike says: (2:44:45 PM)
fraidycat
jealous bitch..I fucking pwnd you and your friends at your OWN game
Jim says: (2:44:35 PM)
er...
Mike says: (2:44:35 PM)
BOWLING FOREVER!
Jim says: (2:44:38 PM)
I wasn't playing.
Mike says: (2:44:43 PM)
thats right
Mike says: (2:44:45 PM)
fraidycat
Bulk Action
Larry
mmm, BULK ACTION
Mike
hawt bulk action with [INSERT WOMAN'S NAME HERE]
Larry
so not going there
Mike
again
Larry
with you again. no.
Larry
not without a valid credit card
Mike
without lube
Larry
and MusterCard and Vasser don't count, nubcaek
mmm, BULK ACTION
Mike
hawt bulk action with [INSERT WOMAN'S NAME HERE]
Larry
so not going there
Mike
again
Larry
with you again. no.
Larry
not without a valid credit card
Mike
without lube
Larry
and MusterCard and Vasser don't count, nubcaek
Nov 22, 2006
Sexoliscious
Mike says: (1:15:38 PM)
whats that?
Larry says: (1:16:54 PM)
Sexoliscious?
Larry says: (1:17:04 PM)
Tall Drink Of Caulk Juice?
Mike says: (1:17:10 PM)
lets ass-fuck each other
whats that?
Larry says: (1:16:54 PM)
Sexoliscious?
Larry says: (1:17:04 PM)
Tall Drink Of Caulk Juice?
Mike says: (1:17:10 PM)
lets ass-fuck each other
Nov 21, 2006
Mailing Lists, Pastes, and Projectors
Mike
someone has requested to be removed from the mailing list
i have no fucking clue where to start
Larry
send them 43 confirmation emails
tell them to shut off their email
Mike
help me majordomo help me!
Larry
you know what would ROCK?
Mike
44 conf emails?
Larry
if you removed the person, then sent a hard copy and paste transcript of EVERY sis email to the persons mailing address
Larry
man, that would r0xx0r
Jim
a hard copy and paste?
Larry
after the guy has it in his mouth
Mike
yeah weird
Jim
like, toothpaste?
Larry
weird? or strangely alluring
Jim
or some other kind of paste?
Mike
like salmon paste?
Larry
well, if THAT"S how you use your toothpaste tube, i can see how it lasts you so long
Sam
Larry is going to be awesome at this event
Larry
as long as i have an MSN interface to everyone
Larry
wouldn't that be totally odd? like have me at a keyboard with a projector setup
Larry
totally ignoring any eye contact
Larry
typeing away FURIOUSLY
someone has requested to be removed from the mailing list
i have no fucking clue where to start
Larry
send them 43 confirmation emails
tell them to shut off their email
Mike
help me majordomo help me!
Larry
you know what would ROCK?
Mike
44 conf emails?
Larry
if you removed the person, then sent a hard copy and paste transcript of EVERY sis email to the persons mailing address
Larry
man, that would r0xx0r
Jim
a hard copy and paste?
Larry
after the guy has it in his mouth
Mike
yeah weird
Jim
like, toothpaste?
Larry
weird? or strangely alluring
Jim
or some other kind of paste?
Mike
like salmon paste?
Larry
well, if THAT"S how you use your toothpaste tube, i can see how it lasts you so long
Sam
Larry is going to be awesome at this event
Larry
as long as i have an MSN interface to everyone
Larry
wouldn't that be totally odd? like have me at a keyboard with a projector setup
Larry
totally ignoring any eye contact
Larry
typeing away FURIOUSLY
Nov 20, 2006
Wii on the Edge
Sam says (3:31 PM):
has Jim got his wii yet
Sam says (3:31 PM):
i had a go on one at futureshop
Sam says (3:31 PM):
it was a lot of fun
Larry says (3:32 PM):
oh yeah??
Larry says (3:32 PM):
no, apparently he hasn't got his Wii yet
Larry says (3:32 PM):
so ti's pretty awesome eh?
Sam says (3:32 PM):
a lot of fun
Sam says (3:32 PM):
the bowling was pretty cool
Larry says (3:32 PM):
if i get one, i'm going to get it without test driving one first. because that's wholly as insanely irresponsible as my life can allow me to be
Sam says (3:33 PM):
haha
Larry says (3:34 PM):
'yeah, see that machine, never even touched the kiosk, word. i mean, i hear you, i hear your death defying life tales as a crack whore junkie who does basejumping out of propeller plains over the mexico border while doubling as a heroin mule. I can feel taht. But dude, revolutionary gameplay, reasonable price point. NEVER. TRIED."
Sam says (3:34 PM):
living on the edge
Larry says (3:34 PM):
just like that man.
has Jim got his wii yet
Sam says (3:31 PM):
i had a go on one at futureshop
Sam says (3:31 PM):
it was a lot of fun
Larry says (3:32 PM):
oh yeah??
Larry says (3:32 PM):
no, apparently he hasn't got his Wii yet
Larry says (3:32 PM):
so ti's pretty awesome eh?
Sam says (3:32 PM):
a lot of fun
Sam says (3:32 PM):
the bowling was pretty cool
Larry says (3:32 PM):
if i get one, i'm going to get it without test driving one first. because that's wholly as insanely irresponsible as my life can allow me to be
Sam says (3:33 PM):
haha
Larry says (3:34 PM):
'yeah, see that machine, never even touched the kiosk, word. i mean, i hear you, i hear your death defying life tales as a crack whore junkie who does basejumping out of propeller plains over the mexico border while doubling as a heroin mule. I can feel taht. But dude, revolutionary gameplay, reasonable price point. NEVER. TRIED."
Sam says (3:34 PM):
living on the edge
Larry says (3:34 PM):
just like that man.
Nov 16, 2006
Uh..heh..how'd that get in there?
Unexpecting Co-worker says: Mike, how do I access the Maintenance App?
Mike says: You have to o through security for that.
Unexpecting Co-worker says: No. We have an account, we just need the URL.
Mike says: Use rubber gloves when handling heavily soiled sheets.
Mike says: haha
Mike says: oops
Mike Says: http://www.realurl.com
Mike says: That whole water advisory thing...
Mike says: Just a handy tip from WiSE.
Unexpecting Co-worker says: thx
Mike says: You have to o through security for that.
Unexpecting Co-worker says: No. We have an account, we just need the URL.
Mike says: Use rubber gloves when handling heavily soiled sheets.
Mike says: haha
Mike says: oops
Mike Says: http://www.realurl.com
Mike says: That whole water advisory thing...
Mike says: Just a handy tip from WiSE.
Unexpecting Co-worker says: thx
Boil-water advisory
Sam says: (3:16:51 PM)
"I drank some water before the advisory. Am I going to get sick?"
Larry says: (3:17:28 PM)
wth are you guys readin?
Sam says: (3:17:35 PM)
"What is the accepted method for boiling water?"
Sam says: (3:17:38 PM)
errr
Jim says: (3:18:05 PM)
hahahaha
Jim says: (3:18:10 PM)
"Apply Heat"
Sam says: (3:18:21 PM)
wait
Sam says: (3:18:26 PM)
wait
Sam says: (3:18:29 PM)
a little longer
Mike says: (3:18:41 PM)
dont watch
Sam says: (3:18:42 PM)
not yet
Mike says: (3:18:49 PM)
itll never boil
Jim says: (3:19:04 PM)
How do I use water when the water quality advisory has been issued?
Jim says: (3:19:10 PM)
how do you n ormallly use water?
Jim says: (3:19:20 PM)
holy fuck. how stupid are people.
Larry says: (3:19:49 PM)
as long as you haven't READ the advisory, you're good to go
Larry says: (3:20:01 PM)
these are the same ppl who submit bug reports
Mike says: (3:20:10 PM)
haha
Mike says: (3:20:22 PM)
My doctor told me I am immunocompromised. What should I do?
Jim says: (3:20:24 PM)
apparently I can just keep doing laundry once every month
Mike says: (3:20:26 PM)
sue his ass
Mike says: (3:20:35 PM)
ahahah
Larry says: (3:21:02 PM)
Mike told me I'm immunocompromised, should I stop drinking the cocktails he buys me?
Larry says: (3:21:07 PM)
sorry, Mikeocompromised
Mike says: (3:21:08 PM)
f you have to launder sheets heavily soiled with feces, ...
Mike says: (3:21:10 PM)
BWAHAHAH
Larry says: (3:21:11 PM)
shit, totally screwed that joke
Larry says: (3:21:25 PM)
WAIT
Mike says: (3:21:31 PM)
Use rubber gloves when handling heavily soiled sheets.
Larry says: (3:21:32 PM)
what do you do if the sheets are heavily soiled with feces!!
Jim has left the conversation.
Larry says: (3:21:44 PM)
heavily soiled sheets? or the feces?
Mike says: (3:21:58 PM)
soiled feces
Mike says: (3:22:16 PM)
someone blogging?
Larry says: (3:22:25 PM)
tahnk god i've taken my monthly shower
Larry says: (3:22:43 PM)
don't want to be showering in feces soiled water for non-sexual reasons...
Larry says: (3:22:47 PM)
wait, did i say too much?
Larry says: (3:23:37 PM)
hey, rye isn't tap-water right?
"I drank some water before the advisory. Am I going to get sick?"
Larry says: (3:17:28 PM)
wth are you guys readin?
Sam says: (3:17:35 PM)
"What is the accepted method for boiling water?"
Sam says: (3:17:38 PM)
errr
Jim says: (3:18:05 PM)
hahahaha
Jim says: (3:18:10 PM)
"Apply Heat"
Sam says: (3:18:21 PM)
wait
Sam says: (3:18:26 PM)
wait
Sam says: (3:18:29 PM)
a little longer
Mike says: (3:18:41 PM)
dont watch
Sam says: (3:18:42 PM)
not yet
Mike says: (3:18:49 PM)
itll never boil
Jim says: (3:19:04 PM)
How do I use water when the water quality advisory has been issued?
Jim says: (3:19:10 PM)
how do you n ormallly use water?
Jim says: (3:19:20 PM)
holy fuck. how stupid are people.
Larry says: (3:19:49 PM)
as long as you haven't READ the advisory, you're good to go
Larry says: (3:20:01 PM)
these are the same ppl who submit bug reports
Mike says: (3:20:10 PM)
haha
Mike says: (3:20:22 PM)
My doctor told me I am immunocompromised. What should I do?
Jim says: (3:20:24 PM)
apparently I can just keep doing laundry once every month
Mike says: (3:20:26 PM)
sue his ass
Mike says: (3:20:35 PM)
ahahah
Larry says: (3:21:02 PM)
Mike told me I'm immunocompromised, should I stop drinking the cocktails he buys me?
Larry says: (3:21:07 PM)
sorry, Mikeocompromised
Mike says: (3:21:08 PM)
f you have to launder sheets heavily soiled with feces, ...
Mike says: (3:21:10 PM)
BWAHAHAH
Larry says: (3:21:11 PM)
shit, totally screwed that joke
Larry says: (3:21:25 PM)
WAIT
Mike says: (3:21:31 PM)
Use rubber gloves when handling heavily soiled sheets.
Larry says: (3:21:32 PM)
what do you do if the sheets are heavily soiled with feces!!
Jim has left the conversation.
Larry says: (3:21:44 PM)
heavily soiled sheets? or the feces?
Mike says: (3:21:58 PM)
soiled feces
Mike says: (3:22:16 PM)
someone blogging?
Larry says: (3:22:25 PM)
tahnk god i've taken my monthly shower
Larry says: (3:22:43 PM)
don't want to be showering in feces soiled water for non-sexual reasons...
Larry says: (3:22:47 PM)
wait, did i say too much?
Larry says: (3:23:37 PM)
hey, rye isn't tap-water right?
Unusual mating rituals of people named Mike.
Mike says: (12:29:45 PM)
wanna fist?
Jim says: (12:29:49 PM)
no.
Mike says: (12:29:50 PM)
siscupgrade into Main?
Jim says: (12:29:54 PM)
oh.
Jim says: (12:29:56 PM)
whew
Mike says: (12:29:58 PM)
haha
Mike says: (12:30:08 PM)
i do that on My Wife all the time
Mike says: (12:30:10 PM)
erm..
wanna fist?
Jim says: (12:29:49 PM)
no.
Mike says: (12:29:50 PM)
siscupgrade into Main?
Jim says: (12:29:54 PM)
oh.
Jim says: (12:29:56 PM)
whew
Mike says: (12:29:58 PM)
haha
Mike says: (12:30:08 PM)
i do that on My Wife all the time
Mike says: (12:30:10 PM)
erm..
Blowing TinTin
Mike says: (8:46:17 AM)
Im blowing Tintin off
Mike says: (8:46:18 AM)
haha
Mike says: (8:46:20 AM)
Tintin
Im blowing Tintin off
Mike says: (8:46:18 AM)
haha
Mike says: (8:46:20 AM)
Tintin
Nov 15, 2006
Kermitard cracks self up.
Neo Says:
do you have a sec?
TinTin Says:
I've *tons* of secs.
*TinTin high fives himself
do you have a sec?
TinTin Says:
I've *tons* of secs.
*TinTin high fives himself
Nov 14, 2006
The beauty of Neo
Mike says: (10:52:47 AM)
Thats the beauty of the Neo
Mike says: (10:52:55 AM)
He thinks shit is cool
Mike says: (10:53:04 AM)
and says so
Jim says: (10:53:10 AM)
the more I deal with managers other than Cardinal the more I realize how fucked the tardinal is.
Mike says: (10:53:21 AM)
hah
Sam says: (10:53:31 AM)
it's nice to have someone be positive
Sam says: (10:55:06 AM)
i can just imagine cardinal's negative comments now
Jim says: (10:55:18 AM)
I know.. he'd hate that shit.
Mike says: (10:55:35 AM)
"I can only fit 1 finger (and a thumb) in my ass"
Mike says: (10:56:08 AM)
AMIRITE?!?!
Jim says: (10:56:16 AM)
am i AMIRITE?!?!
Mike says: (10:56:25 AM)
ahha
Sam says: (10:56:59 AM)
that's going on the blog
Jim says: (10:57:26 AM)
hahahaha
Mike says: (10:57:30 AM)
haha
Thats the beauty of the Neo
Mike says: (10:52:55 AM)
He thinks shit is cool
Mike says: (10:53:04 AM)
and says so
Jim says: (10:53:10 AM)
the more I deal with managers other than Cardinal the more I realize how fucked the tardinal is.
Mike says: (10:53:21 AM)
hah
Sam says: (10:53:31 AM)
it's nice to have someone be positive
Sam says: (10:55:06 AM)
i can just imagine cardinal's negative comments now
Jim says: (10:55:18 AM)
I know.. he'd hate that shit.
Mike says: (10:55:35 AM)
"I can only fit 1 finger (and a thumb) in my ass"
Mike says: (10:56:08 AM)
AMIRITE?!?!
Jim says: (10:56:16 AM)
am i AMIRITE?!?!
Mike says: (10:56:25 AM)
ahha
Sam says: (10:56:59 AM)
that's going on the blog
Jim says: (10:57:26 AM)
hahahaha
Mike says: (10:57:30 AM)
haha
RANT! (warning: may not be suitable for all ages)
Mike says: (11:04:12 AM)
i told her that we do NO figuring of eligibility at all and nor do we plan to
Mike says: (11:04:12 AM)
cunt
Mike says: (11:04:24 AM)
i didnt say the last part
Mike says: (11:04:30 AM)
nor was I callinf yous a cunt
Mike says: (11:04:43 AM)
like youre one piss flap and he's the other
Mike says: (11:04:49 AM)
pair a meat curtains
Mike says: (11:04:51 AM)
both of ya
Jim says: (11:04:55 AM)
er...
Mike says: (11:05:02 AM)
fuck yous
Jim says: (11:05:08 AM)
sorry.
Jim says: (11:05:12 AM)
holy rant.
Mike says: (11:05:17 AM)
blog it
Sam says: (11:05:33 AM)
do you want us to cry, will that make you happy
Mike says: (11:05:47 AM)
yeah thats what I need to see...a wet cunt
Mike says: (11:05:51 AM)
jeezus
Mike says: (11:06:09 AM)
what the fucak are you watching Jim?
Mike says: (11:06:30 AM)
not enough shopping network at hoime?
Sam says: (11:06:30 AM)
fat guy in a funny hat
Mike says: (11:06:38 AM)
he's a cunt too
i told her that we do NO figuring of eligibility at all and nor do we plan to
Mike says: (11:04:12 AM)
cunt
Mike says: (11:04:24 AM)
i didnt say the last part
Mike says: (11:04:30 AM)
nor was I callinf yous a cunt
Mike says: (11:04:43 AM)
like youre one piss flap and he's the other
Mike says: (11:04:49 AM)
pair a meat curtains
Mike says: (11:04:51 AM)
both of ya
Jim says: (11:04:55 AM)
er...
Mike says: (11:05:02 AM)
fuck yous
Jim says: (11:05:08 AM)
sorry.
Jim says: (11:05:12 AM)
holy rant.
Mike says: (11:05:17 AM)
blog it
Sam says: (11:05:33 AM)
do you want us to cry, will that make you happy
Mike says: (11:05:47 AM)
yeah thats what I need to see...a wet cunt
Mike says: (11:05:51 AM)
jeezus
Mike says: (11:06:09 AM)
what the fucak are you watching Jim?
Mike says: (11:06:30 AM)
not enough shopping network at hoime?
Sam says: (11:06:30 AM)
fat guy in a funny hat
Mike says: (11:06:38 AM)
he's a cunt too