Donkey Riding

Sam says:
"In Spain we have a saying, you cannot ride the donkey and suck his cock all at the same time" - No Heroics
Mike says:
hahaha
Jim says:
hahah
Sam says:
"You know what I'm saying"
Jim says:
I finally watched the first one.
Jim says:
it was ok
Jim says:
but not great
Sam says:
yeah
Jim says:
do they get better?
Sam says:
not really
Sam says:
they have the odd really funny moment
Sam says:
they are worth watching....at work
Larry says:
you know what's surpsingly funny? Two and 1/2 Men
Sam says:
really?
Larry says:
some of their dialogue sounds like it was pulled from prodblog
Larry says:
yeah, i was shocked
Larry says:
it looks all wholesome
Mike says:
http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/ele/891765188.html
Mike says:
Im thinking $350 which includes the mount
Jim says:
what do you want a new monitor for?
Mike says:
the kitchen
Jim says:
as a tv?
Mike says:
yeah
Jim says:
ah
Larry says:
he wants anything that includes the word 'mount'
Mike says:
like as in mount your mother?
Jim says:
but remember, you can't mount his mother and suck her cock at the same time.
Jim says:
see what I did there?
Sam says:
nice work
Mike says:
i see what you did thee
Mike says:
re
Larry says:
the saddest day for Child Mike was when his parents took him to see the mounties
Larry says:
totally not what he expected
Mike says:
you made fun of Larry's mom's cock
Sam says:
i see that being used quite a lot
Sam says:
Larry's mom's cock...i mean
Jim says:
hahah
Larry says:
to be fair, it's got some GIRTH on it
Larry says:
if you can't open up the chocolate starfish enough to take in that python of spunk, that's YOUR problem
Mike says:
um...the chocolate starfish is on your underwear
Mike says:
get it right
Larry says:
mine might be
Jim says:
I thought the rusty sherrif's badge was on your underwear.
Larry says:
yorus is wrapped around my mom's ginormous cock
Mike says:
it is
Mike says:
right beside the chocolate starfish
Mike says:
here...
Mike says:
lemme shoew you

The Gift of Faith

Larry
hey fucknuts
Larry
what are you getting rambozo?
Mike
beats me
Mike
ask Mrs. Mike
Larry
so, it's not a coupon for Free Hugs then?
Mike
maybe some body condoms
Sam
what?
Mike
coupons will work
Sam
you really do practice safe sex
Sam
but you are catholic, wtf
Mike
i am
Mike
NOT
Sam
you are
Mike
shutupshutupashutoip
Sam
don't deny your faith
Sam
peace be with you
Mike
and aslo with yo---HEY
Sam
i'm not catholic, mother fucker
Larry
fuck, that Sam is a sly one

Sam pwns Jim

Sam says:
awesome boat http://withleather.uproxx.com/?p=10222
Jim says:
I dunno..
Jim says:
the sub can only go to 160 feet
Jim says:
pretty pathetic
Sam says:
how deep can your sub go, motherfucker
Jim says:
as deep as my imagination wants.
Sam says:
so like 20 feet
Mike says:
hahahaha
Jim says:
roughly
Mike says:
lemme check...yup! Thats a burn