Lurid Details

Larry
Mike, my apple laptop is here! can you go dog the bounty hunter on it?
Mike
hahaha
Mike
i should put him in a chicken wing
Larry
is that with the pepper spray or without?
Mike
chicken wing with a full face press against the wall
Mike
top of the shoulder holding his skull still
Larry
uh.. hey now.. no need to get into the lurid details
Mike
then I'd slowly unzip his pants....
Larry
i'm sure there will be sweating, maybe a few tentative games of leapfrog, i don't need to know

Apple Customer Support

Mike
Dear iTunes,

PLease play my CD without fucking copying the entire fucking thing to the hardrive.
Mike
Thanks,
Mike
Larry
Dear Mike,
We are Apple. We make brand identity over priced and mega hyped products for you iLife and digital E-Future. We know what's best for you. You better get used to the idea that everything we think of and consider, even if it is a steaming jetstream of diarhea, is goddamn cool because we'll put it in clear plastic and use a slighly grey Arial fucking font.
Apple
Mike
i-future asshole

pardon my french.

mike says:
fuck
mike says:
regi status
mike says:
need in vw
jim says:
fuck. I thought it was there.
mike says:
fuck. Its not
jim says:
fuck. I thought it was.
mike says:
fuck. You thought wrong
jim says:
fuck. it is.
jim says:
fuck. it's regn_status_code
jim says:
fuck, you fucking fuck.
mike says:
fuck. Im an idiot
mike says:
fuck. I couldnt pull toad up fast enough
jim says:
fuck. hahaha

Friends of the Staffroom strike again.

Sam Says:
we will be twinning it with a staffroom in Kyoto soon
Sam Says:
hahah
Larry Says:
twinning?
Larry Says:
oh. ahah
Jim Says:
"sister staffroom with University of ButtFuck Japan"
Larry Says:
sorry, took a bit of a leap for me there.i can only shudder at the 'gathering' of 3 people who are going to be eating cake morosely while making safe and non-committal comments about some blurry shot of a daffodil