Wish Upon a Starr

Mike says:
see that?
planted a seed and now we're living in an episode of the View
Frank says:
lol
you need an overweight black chick tho...
Mike says:
do I ever
Frank says:
lol

When it hits the fan...

Jim says:

this just underscores the fact that getting people from room 60 to be the "on-call" devs is completely pointless

can you imagine Ying when the shit hits the fan?

Mike says:

i just pictured Ying in a speedo rubbing sprayed feces all over his  chest

didnt you?

Jim says:

not in a while

Sam says:

i pictured you doing the rubbing

Mike says:

i like the way you think

not so selfish

im a selfish lover

of shit smearing ying

Sam says:

shellfish lover

Mike says:

ONCE!

only ONCE

Jim says:

and branded for life

Mike says:

look...it snapped shut

Jim says:

that's something you just can't escape

Just punch him

Larry says
that bitch. punch him for me
Mike says
k
Larry says
DON"T JERK HIM OFF

you always do that when i ask you to do something to him
Mike says
hahha
Larry says
he's started to expect things from me when you're gone
Mike says
bloggable
Larry says
did you know he can purr? it's not pleasant

...and the horse you rode in on.

Mike says
Larry...what are you doing to her?
Larry says
fuck you and the anally repressed horse you rode in on today, butttaint
Sam says
wow
Jim says
butttaint?
Mike says
anally repressed
Sam says
horse
Larry says
yes. it's all about butts today
Jim says
...everyday
Larry says
or wanking off sam, because he's needy as hell
Sam says
big butts today
Mike says
isittoday.com
YES!
Larry says
which wouldn't be so bad, except for the gloves he has us wear, the ones with the little wigs and googly eyes?
Frank says
Barry's the man....
Larry says
what the fuck is up with that Sam, huh?
Sam says
and then they smack you in the face
Larry says
the gloves?
Jim says
I can't fuckin take it anymore
cya
Larry says
the gloves you make to make The Chore that much better?
NO WAIT I GOT MORE JIM
Sam says
i am right behind ya
Larry says
i'm sure you are
Frank says
geez...
Jim says
it's not because of you I'm leaving this time Larry
Larry says
CLENCH UP JIM, CLENCH UP

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