Feb 9, 2010

For Paternity Leave

Sam
hey, who is in tomorrow
Mike
he is?
Larry
i'm not sure
Mike
great
POINT
YOU STUPID FUCK~!
Sam
hehe
Larry
do you have his calendar?
Sam
not sure, Larry
well even if who is in, i'm in too
Mike
yeah we both need to be here
Larry's taking Friday at home
AGAIN
Sam
AGAIN
does he flex monday
Larry
you fucking bet, retards
Mike
how many fucking flex days do you get?
Sam
as many as he wants
Larry
not enough to get away from you, and stop sucking my cock, Mike
man, what is it with you and your homo tendencies?
does this studded leather gstring NOT scare you off?
Sam
he's not a homo, he's a faggot
Mike
fuck you
Larry
how is he a bundle of wood or kindling used to fire a stove?
i would Mike, but you've already blown me three times today, i'm exhausted
you saved money on lunch, so i guess there's that
Mike
my skin craves your man gravy
Larry
it's what gives it its luminous glow
Sam
i'm regretting starting this convo
Mike
sheen
Sam
how did we get here from who
Larry
OVER YOUR FACE?
sorry, chest, we are gentlemen
Sam
anyway, so when are you working at home then Mike
Mike
Thurs I guess
Sam
just one day
Mike
sure
Sam
k
Mike
were about to take 2 weeks off
Larry
i can work from home for two days, sigh.
Mike
we all might be home on Friday
Sam
i'm in the rest of the week
true
Larry
in what?
Mike
your Mom
BLOGZORZ!