Dec 6, 2006

the rising cost of suitage

Nancy says:
haha those pics are sweet.
Mike says:
werd
Nancy says:
jim looks like a boss. mikes the slimy sales guy. larry in the nerdy tech guy and sam is the company drunk.
Mike says:
hahaha..trying to sit up straight
Jim says:
no way - why can't I be the company drunk?
Mike says:
the xmas tie
means you care
Jim says:
aw fuck
Nancy says:
not to mention the very serious look on your face

From: some guy
Subject: error - url here
Body: srfsd

Sam says:
jim looks mean
he's a boss you don't cross
Jim says:
wtf do you mean by that?
Mike says:
solid email
Nancy says:
srfsd? wtf
Mike says:
Larry..acronym please...
Jim says:
Larry?
hehe
Nancy says:
haha
Larry says:
huh!?
wtf are you guys talking about
acronmy for what?
Sam says:
suit Larry doesn't do that
Mike says:
suit Larry sucks it
Jim says:
I want the real Larry back
Larry says:
suit Larry needs to timetable a meeting to get a steering roundtable committee to redbook some proactive and win win scenarios in which all shareholders will feel good about
Nancy says:
haha
Larry says:
not only feel good about, but facilitate more success in our coming quarter in which driving global competition will enable us, as a company, and as a corporate family to overcome and strive to greater heights through the challenges of the Information Age.
so you change agents and outside the box breakers, you trend gurus and design mavens, we'll need you all to be firing on all cylinders to get this company back to the black*
*note : by taking a 15% pay decrease
wtf are we talking about?
Jim says:
srfsd
what does it stand for?
Mike says:
haha
Larry says:
what's in relation to?
Jim says:
unknown
Mike says:
your suit
Larry says:
well, fuck, give me some sort of refeerence ponit
Sam says:
it can relate to anything
Larry says:
Synthetic Reformed Fibers Sequenced for Display
obviously, it practicaly spells itself
Jim says:
Synthetic?
Mike says:
Sexy
Jim says:
you didn't go to Moore's, did you?
Larry says:
hey, only the best for me
Sam says:
the old Larry would have had some reference to gay porn in there
Nancy says:
hahah
Mike says:
yeah gay porn!
Larry says:
moore's what sort of fucking high flying coke snorting hooker strangling martini-lunch having wall street type do you take me for
fuck
this was taken off the first drunk who couldn't fight me off and didn't smell too much of death
fucking hoity toity jim. jeebus. buying suits and such
Jim says:
I didn't say anything about buying.
Larry says:
oh, stealing. well. they can spot me from a mile off
Sam says:
Larry we can tell an expensive suit when we see one
and yours is not one
Larry says:
darn right!
if it costs more than a middle level 450watt powersupply, someone is PAYING TOO MUCH

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